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Received my new @Barclaycard and been going round in a loop trying to activate it. Need the app to activate, need pin to set up app, pin only viewable in app, rinse, repeat. #shambles


Just went to see #Oppenheimer Fantastic film, incredible cast but lazy female character depiction from Christopher Nolan as per usual 👎


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If your friend’s language or behaviour was crossing a line, would you know how to step in? My new campaign, Say #Maaate to a Mate, is a single word to stop misogynistic language in its tracks. Get involved 👇🏽 london.gov.uk/maaate


I don't have the words to describe my loathing for @DofE. Both kids bought into the brainwashing assembly and begged to sign up which basically means I've had years of hell because of it. I wish I'd have learnt my lesson first time around and put my foot down with my second 1/2


Is it just me or does the Archbishop of Canterbury sound like David Mitchell? #Coronation


Wait, what? Queen Camilla?? When did we sign-off on that? #NotMyQueen


Flight delayed, no info. Beginning to regret booking parking @LDNLutonAirport as can't extend my existing booking, have to create a new one but have no idea how long for as don't know when I'll be arriving 🤦‍♀️


Pissing myself at the lengths irrelevant @WileyCEO will go to just to trend #dickhead


At the hospital after daughter took an od, CAMHS assessment was that she 'was improving'. Err, say what now??


Is it morning yet? So bored of trying to fall asleep #insomnia


Ever just feel like doing something you know you shouldn't? #feelingnaughty


Feel like the only one not at @TheVAlternative #fof might pop down tomorrow for some sunday sexiness!


Big shout out to the sun. The big hot ball of gas in the sky, not the newspaper. You make it so I get to perv over topless tattooed men as I drive through London. Thank you sun, thank you. #hornyaf


When my dog sniffs another dogs arse I feel compelled to start a convo with other owner. Like it'd be rude if we didn't chat now that our dogs have been intimate #parklife


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The word 'vanilla' comes from the latin 'vagina'.


Sometimes I get those days when I really want an exciting message from out of the blue, you know, the one that makes your heart race when you see it come up #blastfromthepast


Realising I'm either attached to the sofa binge-watching boxsets or being accompanied home by a stranger with puke down my top #nomiddleground


Today is effectively the last day women in the UK are paid to work. Because of the gender pay gap the average woman is now working for free until the end of the year. The pay gap on average is 17.9% but for some women it’s even worse. #EqualPayDay


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