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What you know, love, and hate about shippenville pa.

Punctuality is the soul of business.


I went to the post office today and really realized it's the nicest fucking building in town. #Shippenvilleproblems


Where all of our paychecks are beer money #Shippenvilleproblems


When everyone drinks a beer and watches the heat game wishin they were black. #Shippenvilleproblems


You go to Wal-Mart for your Saturday shopping. #Shippenvilleproblems


The meaning of true love is that you’ll ride in the tractor with him. #Shippenvilleproblems


It takes 30 seconds to reach your destination and it’s clear across town. #Shippenvilleproblems


Your nearest neighbor is in the next area code. #Shippenvilleproblems


All your radio-preset buttons are country. #Shippenvilleproblems


Your car breaks down outside of town and news of it gets back to town before you do. #Shippenvilleproblems


During a storm you check the cattle before you check the kids. #Shippenvilleproblems


Actually left a deer laying along the road today. I'm Full. #Shippenvilleproblems


Wallyboes was the place we all ate pizza and watched porn at. Too bad it ran out of business. #Shippenvilleproblems


When your family vacation is the clarion county fair #shippenvilleproblems


Pulling the most ticks off us is a competition #Shippenvilleproblems


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