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Jesse Eberhart

@jesseproblems1

Obama care is the best thing since the pillow pet was invented. Go Obama!


I'm gonna stare at Colton's butthole in the east forest locker room. I do it. Ha


You should see my pee pee right now hehehe i keep pushing it back up into itself and then letting it pop out. It's like jack in the box hehe


Raise your hands if you like to pick your butt and eat the brownie mix. And fart into a water bottle and freeze it hehehe boobies


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The reason it's so hard sometimes is because I've never lost a best friend so close to me that would always be there for me.. #goodbyebff


I'm in the parking lot eating these fruity pebbles.... They taste like dirt... Hehehe oops


And I thought I was the retard... Hehehe turns out your the retard and I'm the smart one. Toopid bitch. Eat shit


You can't tell me who to vote for! This is a free country and I vote for Castro!


I went to pee in the bathroom today and couldn't find my penis... Oops... Looking in the wrong place.


@JoshEberhart @kennedy_mclend your right no one does.... Barf... Now that Shelby girl... She's sumfin else #damn


Brian Reed has bald spots hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha his house and van burnt to the ground hahahahahahahahahahahahaha #jesseprobs


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@jesseproblems1 I think there needs to be more Jesse problems tweets...


I look like I have a dead raccoon on my head #haircuttime


I once chased a butterfly from my back yard.... All the way to alabama... Hehe I till didn't tatch it :) #jesseproblems


You wanna see how my milkshake brings all the cows to the yard... Rip your shirt off and lemme milk your nipples


When I walk up the stairs I feel like I'm being chased so I run so fast and punch the air fighting of invisible zombies #jesseproblems


Jealous of my ninja star tattoo on my butt are you? #HA


Me and my brother suck at everything #jesseproblems


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