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Inside of all of us there is a streetcar waiting to derail.


Leadership doesn’t always come from the top nor does it always come from the bottom. It ALWAYS, however, comes from multi-day Tony Robbins seminars.


If you don't have anything nice to say, run for president.


Dance like no one's watching.. Sing like no one's listening.. Design your street grid like no one's ever going to need to get to work before 9 AM..


Uber Pool has truly revolutionized the way I totally ignore people in enclosed spaces.


FOR RENT: Adequate building code? No. Wi-Fi enabled toasters? Yes.


When autonomous vehicles become commonplace, where will I direct all of my road rage? The heavens?


A new surge in vacation-homelessness, beach-homelessness, and second-homelessness is cropping up in many wealthy exurbs.


The real urban-rural divide is between wearing clothes that fit and wearing clothes that don't.


Now that DC Metro's SafeTrack program is complete for all train lines, officials announce they're back to regular old DangerousTrack


San Francisco Fire Dept. accidentally sprays building fire with low-fat mocha latte. The fire has spread 7 blocks & has started 4 companies


Sure, Mussolini made the trains run on time but how good was he at curbing vagrancy in commercial districts? Pretty great it turns out.


I like my smog how I like my coffee... Extremely hazardous to the public at large


Gentrification (noun) - When a neighborhood gets way nicer with no controversy whatsoever


Oh, so dogs can pee on fire hydrants but I can't dodge a few pesky Department of Health regulations? I smell hypocrisy!!


Join us Tuesday evenings for our new Zumba-Jaywalking class. ...Tickets are $65


Scientists discover frozen caveman urban planner in downtown Toledo. First words upon thawing: "This rail infrastructure is ancient!!"


To curb a spike in littering, Portland will consider bringing back drawing and quartering. Citizens ask: "Does this go far enough?"


NYC Mayor, @BilldeBlasio, designates all phone booths as "Sanctuary Cubes." #NoBan


"Poor doors" are nature's way of saying: "You stood on the left side of the escalator in a previous life."


New app promises to be "the Airbnb of that other half of the couch you're not sitting on right now, Alan."


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