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I'd love to commit more than once per sprint, but my code is just too darned complex! #coder #programming #rockstar


My code formatter is cooler than anyone else's! Annoying how they keep reformatting back to the team one though! #coder #hacker #programming


I'm going to be working on Javadoc for the next 3 sprints, so unavailable to help with anything else. #coder #programming #veryimportant


For some reason my demo didn't work, rescued it by walking everyone through the code though! #saved #nailedit #programming #coder


I must speak 3 times longer than anyone else in status meetings, does anyone else even work!? #coder #rockstar #programming #productive


Colleague keeps bugging me to do code reviews, must want to learn from the master! Sorry, we're not in kindergarten! #coder #programming


I'm pretty sure I'm the best dev on my team, none of my team mates can even understand the code I write!! #coder #rockstar #programming


Unit tests are for people who lack both confidence and ability. #coder #hacker #programming #programmer #unittests


My colleague is pretty irresponsible, keeps generating UUIDs in unit tests, what if he uses them all up? #coding #programming #Selfish


I think my team mate likes me, keeps sending me links to cool jobs in other teams in the organization. #java #coder #programming #mentor


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