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Funny Quotes and Sayings Relating to World New Technology.

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.


So what is the best way to protect yourself against the ILOVEYOU virus? Install Linux. If that's not an option, try uninstalling Windows.


The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'.


Be aware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.


Astronomers do it with mirrors.


I'm still waiting for the "Honk if you hate Microsoft" [bumper sticker], but that might get annoying, everyone honking at you.


C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN


That's the nature of research and you don't know what in hell you're doing.


People use dummies for crash-tests. Windows is so difficult they had to educate the dummies first - by giving them "Windows for Dummies"


Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.


Linux: because software problems should not cost money. (Shlomi Fish)


DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something!


Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.


Windows: the ultimate triumph of marketing over technology.


ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!


C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL


.vbs = Virus Bearing Script?


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