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I play the bass guitar. I wouldn't recommend it.

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Some cunt Has maced my fuckin plums Outta the ice box I was savin them for breakfast Fuck sake


Same as brits with newspapers

Yanks really do just believe anything the tv tells them,



To this day, my friends and I refer to the distortion you get on FB messenger calls as "going Techno Union"

Really love how George Lucas made this guy from Attack of the Clones one of the best glup shittos ever by having him unnecessarily make the coolest sound possible



White supremacist frea aside, just so funny that they bleeped the word shit, but not the word cunt. Like Americans have avoided the word so long they don't even recognize it

Would you rather have an all black national soccer team that wins or an all White English national soccer team that loses? “All the English lads I met are black mate”



Hate this kind of QT so much. That's the joke OP was making. He was saying the thing the character says!

djodjeee_'s tweet image.


From. Seasons 2-8 it's Fear of Flying and it's not even close

I'm writing the "Worst Golden Age Simpsons Episodes" script this weekend, and it is driving me up the wall. I am being so negative about all these genuine classics, this video is gonna be so radioactive ☢️



Ate some cheese last night that wasn't cheddar and it was unreal, maybe this is the year I get into cheeses


I am begging ye to stop sharing that video of the auld lad kissing a young wan at a concert after checking her ID


How has this so many likes, this a perfectly good ashtray?

I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.

natsantonia's tweet image. I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.


Easily The Poughkeepsie Tapes. Excellent movie that I will absultely never watch again.

I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.

natsantonia's tweet image. I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.


Holy shit they all wanna fuck her so bad


Awful take. Hating the characters is part of the draw, literally everyone gets that.

I'm gonna put my money on "people who watch Succession by and large don't understand you're supposed to hate all the characters"



Fucked up that there’s a president named Joe


I have to be the funniest person on the birthday card for some reason.


The best led Zeppelin song is Black Smoke Rising by Greta Van Fleet. I swear to fucking God this was a good joke when I thought of it in 2017.


The completely unnecessary "like Animal Farm" is the funniest part of this imo

Kafka’s Metamorphosis is called a major work of literature. Why? If it’s SF it’s bad SF. If, like Animal Farm, it’s an allegory, an allegory of what? Scholarly answers range from pretentious Freudian to far-fetched feminist. I don’t get it. Where are the Emperor’s clothes?



I had always been up for bringing back the old Irish flag, with the harp on it. Then it occurred to me that absolute fuckheads would probably have it in their twitter usernames and I don't want them to ruin it


Felt Cuban, might delete later

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How does everyone know their height, are ye all measuring yerselves or what, i haven't measured myself since I was like eleven. Why are people expected to know how tall they are, so weird


It’s always a great time when you see a fox. You get to be like “hey look a fox”. Class


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