Michael
@ShoopaDaWoop
You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs. 'Violent lefti'. Bread is my vice. He/Him 🤙
This is just a much fairer version of working for a big corp
You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it?
Taking a leave of absence to mentally prep for the Succession finale
New jacket that looks good on Ryan Gosling but will probably just look daft on you just dropped.
When I'm asked to do the smallest task for the job that I agreed to work at 37.5 hours a week
For balance, my friend…The Prime Minister is WRONG not to go to COP. Global warming is the biggest crisis facing our planet and net zero creates many 1000s of jobs which is good for the economy. COP in Glasgow was most successful ever… but don’t expect media to report that
My cat begging for food, but I'm full and don't have the mental energy to say no, so I just leave him my plate to go to town on
Anyone got recs for things to do in Dublin? Thinking about a weekend of seeing things and meeting folks, I've got as far as: 1. Get way too sentimental and self-indulgent on North Bull 2. Ruin my life in the first bar I see 3. Maybe get some fish and chips idk
Is the self-rightousness of the people resigning right now (after ignoring 100+ other scandals) sickening? Yes. Am I willing to see more of it if it means THAT CUNT gets thrown out on his arse? You better fucking believe it.
Peter the Great, a famously brilliant leader and military strategist who *checks notes* burned half of his country to the ground while running away from Sweden and moved his capital city into a swamp so he could name it after himself
Putin compares himself to Peter the Great in Russian territorial push – video theguardian.com/world/video/20…
theguardian.com
Putin compares himself to Peter the Great in Russian territorial push – video
President draws parallel with tsar and says campaign in Ukraine stems from Russia’s ‘basic values’
It is vital we discuss the F word or we risk facing regret forever.
Managed to get through this series somehow, even after THAT ENDING, but this guy broke me this eve with the ghost story scene. 10/10 acting, Derry girls is something else man.
I'm obviously in my renaissance period, y'all are so lucky to know me rn ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
My Catholic guilt watching me tick "no religion" on the next census
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