Real Bread
@Simply_Bread
Bread expert and aspiring moon artist.
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Everyone thought I was bread and buried. Jokes on them, I just hadn’t risen yet. #leavened2019
I’ve heard rumors recently from health nuts saying you shouldn’t eat bread. I hope you’re listening intently while taking large bites out your baguette. Thank the health nuts for their time and promptly forget their advice. #breadislife
Just about to get some insurance. Gotta stay safe in this cruel and unusual world
All I want to do is play the new #NoMansSky but without opposable thumbs it's tricky business.
Every time I see the hashtag #pokemongo all I can think of is poking mangoes because it looks so much like #pokemango
Just attended my second wedding of the summer! It was all absolutely lovely until they BRUTALLY MURDERED A CAKE with a giant knife.
What if people drove loaves of bread around instead of automobiles. Go green or go home i say
W/ the upcoming US presidential election be sure 2 breaducate urself, and then promptly move 2 canada where u don't need 2 deal w/ this crap
Why was she selling sea shells by the sea shore? She could learn a thing or 2 about supply and demand. Now, selling bread on the other hand
If brownie points don't actually get you brownies then what's the point.
Hope you had a great pi day. Can't wait for #breadday! Wait. What do you mean that doesn't exist? Why should pie get it's own day and we ju
I'd like to make some toast because it's yummy and Leonidas DeCapricorn finally got what's coming to him. #Oscars
I love you too Oprah. I love you too <3 vine.co/v/iix3QQUWuaJ #ILoveBreadCampaign2016 #Oprah #Loves #Me
All these darn memers spend all day looking at their screens and phones and Internet machines. Why don't they look at bread instead? #health
I don't care who in your family is the bread winner. I'm just happy to be wanted. You know, something worth winning ❤️
I've always felt like "hot cross buns" is an inappropriate song to teach kids. It sounds like those buns are both sexy and angry 💃🏾😠🌭
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