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Sorry bout that, I had to pop out of town for a whole bag funeral.. It was very emotional


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Shoutout to @simplykernel because kernels are smaller than bread and sometimes aren't heard except for when they are being popped.


Stressed out about midterms? Have a bowl of popcorn! Better?


and now a girl on the date said "maybe we're making popcorn"... This is getting traumatizing


The group date card on the Bachelor right now says pop... I would hate to be on that date 😅


I hate school, if makes me feel like my brain is going to pop... Which would make my whole kernel pop


@LOHANTHONY: i'm vegan!!! i love vegetables!!! potatoes from fries and tomatoes from ketchup life is good!!!!” What about popcorn?


If I had a booty, it'd be poppin


And in the third day God said "let there be kernels!" And thats how I came to be


I wonder if kernels can play hockey... That'd be so fun, I wouldn't even need skates cuz I don't have feet


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NEW: Tweet Treats – @ the end of each month I will send $20 GCs to 5 awesome Kernels tweeters! Tweet, RT, share pics etc 4 ur chance 2 win!


What's the difference between popcorn and pea soup? Anyone can pop corn, but you can't pee soup.


Maybe when we get to 250 followers we will have little contest with a little prize 😌


"I hate popcorn!!!" Said no one...EVER!!!!


Going on a movie date? Don't forget your special pop corn!! 💋

simplykernel's tweet image. Going on a movie date? Don't forget your special pop corn!! 💋

Since I'm a kernel, I think @kernelspopcorn should send me some free products and we'll let you guys know how it is 😌


RT if you wish you were a uniCORN


See the kernel Feel the kernel Be the kernel

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Feel the kernel
Be the kernel

You guys earned one selfie so far so keep retweeting that tweet for more 😉

simplykernel's tweet image. You guys earned one selfie so far so keep retweeting that tweet for more 😉

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