Justin Sullivan
@SixStringSully
I play the guitar and tell jokes...sometimes at the same time.
You might like
RE: 90’s Music. When you heard @DaveMatthewsBnd, you knew it was The Dave Matthews Band…and when you heard @CountingCrows, you knew it was The Counting Crows. BUT, there were no less than 15 bands that cooould’ve been @VerticalHorizon. #90s
Sometimes I see someone young enough to be my kid say “Ok, Boomer.” to someone young enough to have gone to high school with me…and I’m like…”Ok, Idiot.” #okboomer
Hey, every pizza place...sharpen your pizza cutter. #Pizza
Whichever presidential candidate in 2020 will promise to ban speakerphones and bluetooths…is the one that will get my vote.
I haven't been around karaoke much since the Gaga/Cooper movie came out, but I'm guessing "Shallow" took over whatever spot "Picture" held.
Still...
I’d bet Salted Carmel would beat Pumpkin Spice’s ass in a street fight.
I don't wanna hear about how awesome your Thanksgiving dinner was today, when you probably didn't even eat 11 crescent rolls like I just did.
Those who think EVERYTHING is a conspiracy, need to take it down a bit. But, those who think that ALL conspiracy theories are a big pile of bullshit, need to not be so trusting.
The Keebler Elves cookie product line is the Taco Bell of the cookie world. They just use the same 3 or 4 ingredients, change the shape…and call it something else.
Is there anything worse than someone whose speaking voice is a full shout
I call bullshit on Bryan Adams buying a real six string at a five & dime.
Next time you see someone pronounce the word "battery" as "bat-tree" you have my undying permission to stuff that asshole into the closest potato launcher you can find...and then whatever.
If you listen to both of these comics close enough, you'll easily realize that Pete Holmes is Dane Cook dialed down to 8.
Hey, did anyone ever give Sticky Fingaz (from #Onyx) that microphone, so he didn’t have to bust in his pants? #StillUndisputed
United States Trends
- 1. Clemson 9.840 posts
- 2. Terry Smith N/A
- 3. Dabo 2.055 posts
- 4. Chelsea 143 B posts
- 5. harry styles 90,4 B posts
- 6. #PopTartsBowl 1.251 posts
- 7. Villa 111 B posts
- 8. #WeAre 1.353 posts
- 9. Maresca 27,9 B posts
- 10. East Carolina 1.698 posts
- 11. Minnesota 785 B posts
- 12. Watkins 16,7 B posts
- 13. Cade Klubnik N/A
- 14. Narduzzi 1.082 posts
- 15. #PinstripeBowl N/A
- 16. Delap 11,5 B posts
- 17. Neto 21,8 B posts
- 18. Garnacho 16,3 B posts
- 19. #CHEAVL 25,8 B posts
- 20. Grunk N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.