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JD Gardner

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11th NYC & comic

Pirates and squirrels don’t have much in common, until you look under the surface


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I partnered with @tsubiclub, @jakedirado, and Specialists to drop an insane combo video celebrating Melee. It's rare Melee gets actual licensed music especially with such amazing bands. There are Melee fans everywhere. The world is rooting for us :) After 10 years of being…


Do cover bands have AI groupies


“This is common sense” peaaaaakkkk animal farm

Following my Day One Executive Order, the Office of Personnel Management will be issuing new Civil Service Regulations for career government employees. Moving forward, career government employees, working on policy matters, will be classified as “Schedule Policy/Career,” and will…



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Musk

*MARK ZUCKERBERG IS IN THE WEST WING - CNN REPORTER ON X



If pizza is a lot like sex, how come I’ve never tipped a pimp?


Man, smells like the deal with airline food in here


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It doesn't matter who Donald Trump "nominates." The next Secretary of Labor, Secretary of Education, Secretary of Treasury, and Secretary of Housing ... is Elon Musk.


Cheese must be my best friend how its always gassing me up


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the smash community needs more hot 30-somethings


Outgoing nerds be like: I have advantage on vibe checks


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Crazy to think the cops and us were playing the same game.

difficulty: madness



(Texting my therapist) if you’re doing this whole “ghosting me between 10pm and 4am every night” routine to get my attention, it’s working


>Muting Elon Musk but unhiding tweets every time I see them just to say “yea that was fucking stupid of course he said that”


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I am MFKN cryyyying!! 😭😭😭😭


Funniest guy whispering to the person next to him in the back of a KKK meeting - “I hardly know her”


My dad has an ass that won’t quit… butt dialing me


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JD is such an unserious name to go by. as a grown man how do you ask people to call you something that stupid?


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