Jessi
@SpitfireJess
What I do isn't important. What YOU do is important....for my files.
*sighs, playing with the hem of her ten thousand credit dress, looks to @JacquieNought* How long has it been now? Can we leave yet?
*brushing hair, triumphantly smiles* ....and 100! *places hairbrush down and sighs* Beauty is -such- hard work to maintain.
*after the realistic amount of time has passed to get there, messages @tortuga_rebel * Caleb, it's Jessi..if it's really you. I'm at Elysium
*pulls up her bra, making the girls look extra perky, then takes a shuttle to Elysium*
*shudders* Oh. I just had this feeling a cow was being jealous. How sad.
-applies lip gloss, sensing somehow that she might soon be needed for comforting duties now the tattooed bitch has shown her true colours-
-smugly walks around the Normandy, enjoying the fact that Princess Bitchface hasn't been around for ages-
-checks her super secret comm device, raising an eyebrow at the message displayed- ....Huh. Interesting....
Anyone relying on the ship data transfer system to access their banking details is, quite frankly, an idiot -accesses bank details remotely-
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