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Alex Fleming

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SQL broveloper - obsessed with T-SQL scripting, database and data warehouse design, and all things related to SQL Server!

Still recovering from being star-struck at SQL Saturday Orlando. I can’t believe how nice and helpful everyone is even in person! What a great event!


Hey if anyone has ideas on how developers could use sql server system metadata please let me know. Thanks


Jay Z may have had 99 problems, but he has never had to learn RegEx commands in PowerShell.


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Apple: * Employs 125,000 people. * Is worth $887B. * Makes $229B in profit a year. * Ships an operating system update to 400M people with a blank admin password.


I️ am starting to see why cursors and dynamic sql are the recipients of so much hate! They are literally keeping me up at night :O


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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus


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What programming language do you enjoy coding in the most? Mine is still C#.


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No. --> Do You Really Need That SQL to Be Dynamic? dzone.com/articles/do-yo… #SavedYouAClick


Is it ironic if a dating website uses non-relational databases?


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The One Thing Holding You Back from Mastering SQL bit.ly/2hyKSw7


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“Partition function 'yourmom' is being used by one or more partition schemes.” dba.stackexchange.com/a/186100/426


Always be skeptical of a NoSQL advocate who does not understand the relational model.


My new article on data analysis automation using VBA: simpleprogrammer.com/2017/09/13/vba…


SQLSaturday in Burlington, MA September 23rd!


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Web Development Principles: Front End Vs. Back End - bit.ly/2j1ZZus


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Maximizing Your Efficiency With VBA bit.ly/2wNQsB5


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Check out all the great speakers at #passsummit pass.org/summit/2017/Ho… Time to get registered


Pro tip: if you're on a date, it might not be the best idea to start the conversation with your awesome dynamic sql stored procedure... ;)


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Be valuable and the opportunities that you never dreamed of will appear.


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