Alex Fleming
@SqlBroveloper
SQL broveloper - obsessed with T-SQL scripting, database and data warehouse design, and all things related to SQL Server!
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Still recovering from being star-struck at SQL Saturday Orlando. I can’t believe how nice and helpful everyone is even in person! What a great event!
Hey if anyone has ideas on how developers could use sql server system metadata please let me know. Thanks
Jay Z may have had 99 problems, but he has never had to learn RegEx commands in PowerShell.
Apple: * Employs 125,000 people. * Is worth $887B. * Makes $229B in profit a year. * Ships an operating system update to 400M people with a blank admin password.
I️ am starting to see why cursors and dynamic sql are the recipients of so much hate! They are literally keeping me up at night :O
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus
What programming language do you enjoy coding in the most? Mine is still C#.
No. --> Do You Really Need That SQL to Be Dynamic? dzone.com/articles/do-yo… #SavedYouAClick
Is it ironic if a dating website uses non-relational databases?
“Partition function 'yourmom' is being used by one or more partition schemes.” dba.stackexchange.com/a/186100/426
Always be skeptical of a NoSQL advocate who does not understand the relational model.
My new article on data analysis automation using VBA: simpleprogrammer.com/2017/09/13/vba…
Maximizing Your Efficiency With VBA: simpleprogrammer.com/2017/08/28/max…
Check out all the great speakers at #passsummit pass.org/summit/2017/Ho… Time to get registered
Pro tip: if you're on a date, it might not be the best idea to start the conversation with your awesome dynamic sql stored procedure... ;)
Be valuable and the opportunities that you never dreamed of will appear.
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