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@SrattyInSC
Heads Carolina, tails California. This is me practicing my right to the first amendment.
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When people don't have iPhones and I need to send them an emoji so they sense my level of sarcasm. It really stresses me out.
Me: call my boyfriend Siri: I can't find anyone in your contacts named "boyfriend" Me: fuck the fuck off Siri.
Maybe if you kept your legs closed longer than you keep your lips closed, your personal life wouldn't travel so fast.
If you went to high school graduation, for any other reason then to watch your brother or sister or family. I'm judging you.
I want this contouring brush from sephora. But it's $40...... Okay no.
Being single sucks. Being alone sucks. Having feelings sucks. Everything sucks.
Buying more wine than make up. Probably reason # 1 I'm single
Wine, check. Netflix, check Cookie dough, fresh out the wrapper because I don't give a fuck. Check. And a blanket of self loathing, check
Guys I have a boyfriend. His name is Netflix. And I'm in love. We sleep together every night.
I just want someone who will cuddle me when I want, feed me when I want, leave me alone when I want, and text me when I want.
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