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Queen's U Stats

@StatsQueensU

The official parody account for Queen's University statistical facts. Cha Gheill.

If you see me wearing the same clothes as yesterday, they are 100% the same clothes as yesterday


Facebook (a social networking site of the past) becomes 88% more amusing during exam time


Queen's '19 frosh are already declaring their majors while 80% of current students can't even find a clean pair of socks


18% of students envy library security guards


Contrary to common beliefs held by engineers, walking around in your GPA makes you no more fuckable


If you are now on summer holidays, there is a 95% chance you're in arts


26% of students studying in Stauffer have considered jumping over the railing into the pit. No one has actually ever tried.


98.4% of Stauffer is irritated by the announcer's voice when she warns about the closing of the "circle-ation" desk


But does anyone actually take ENGL 200 because they love literature?


Alan Abelson, please be kind to the frosh of Math 121 tomorrow


63% of Econ majors didn't get into commerce


Club Stauff is still bumpin' in full swing tonight!


University is the only place where you can see someone sleeping literally anywhere and pass 0 judgement


Engineers actually have 60% more free time than they complain about not having


73% of Queen's students are annoyed by commerce students. The other 27% are in commerce.


54% of Queen's students just woke up, Happy Monday!!


FOLLOW US & WE'LL FOLLOW BACK


Queen's students: the only people who will wait in the Tim Hortons line backed up to Booster Juice but won't wait 3 minutes for a treadmill


33% of students are outside enjoying the day and neglecting their studies #tisktisk


94% of Queen's students who applied to Western did so only to reject their offer of acceptance


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