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@StockPrinter
Portfolio Manager @ Unnamed Hedge Fund | Former K-1 Fighter | Multi-Millionaire |
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$GOOGL $NVDA $AVGO $MU $NBIS $ALAB $IREN $POWL There’s your AI basket. Enjoy
Imagine not being long
In case you don’t realize what’s coming: The Chief Investment Officer of BlackRock is now expected to be the next Fed Chair. And, Trump says cutting rates is a “requirement” for the next Fed Chair and is actively calling for 1% interest rates. 2026 is going to be a wild year.
Is there any way to quantify how much value modern society has lost due to the social media algorithms brainrotting Elon Musk beyond recovery?
The US should implement an Anti-Bail program. You can pay to keep violent offenders in prison longer. You bid to keep them in (bids taxed at 40% to pay for costs of imprisonment) and the bids get added to their sentence. They can pay it off with money (also taxed 40%) or time.
Biggest OpEX of the year just happened on Friday…
Prediction markets are the future of news and the solution to fake news. Incentivizing the truth with money. Of course this will eventually allow AI to control and “metabolize” all information but we have come to terms with the fact that we’ve built our superior species.
The not interested button does nothing. X has the most toxic brainrotting extremism provoking algorithm of any social media. Elon said free speech but he meant maximize engagement through unavoidable ragebait. No matter how rich it’s never enough.
Just look at this shit Look at my FYP Complete sewage water, boosted by Nikita and Grok because “Quirky Chungus 4chan Chud humour” Where the fuck is ML Twitter or Bond traders or Someone posting old school aesthetics What the fuck is this?
$NBIS is pretty much the easiest stock to trade ever. Even tho I literally control a contract every week
Good day today.
Sitting around watching algos use otm options to keep $NBIS price below $100 so we don’t have to fill the calls we sold. Only traded 1 stock all day and it wasn’t $NBIS which is way too large of my portfolio
Sitting around watching algos use otm options to keep $NBIS price below $100 so we don’t have to fill the calls we sold. Only traded 1 stock all day and it wasn’t $NBIS which is way too large of my portfolio
🇺🇸 The December jobs report is due out Friday. Here’s what it is expected to show: • Dec. Nonfarm Payrolls Est.: +66,000 • Nov. Payrolls: +64,000 • Dec. Unemployment Rate Est.: 4.5% • Nov. Unemployment Rate: 4.6% •Time: 8:30AM ET *Source: @Investingcom $DIA $SPY $QQQ…
If $AXTI goes flat YTD I’m gonna bust the fattest nut. Seriously the best price action I’ve seen on a stock like this.
JUST IN: Google $GOOG officially surpasses Apple to become the second-most valuable company in the world.
Too many people on Twitter are bull posting my biggest long position. Flow entirely institutional. I should probably be nervous right? This is my best first trading week of the year performance still 2021 (% wise) Book is over 100x bigger.
$NVDA TO BE THE MOST PROFITABLE TECH COMPANY BY 2027 Profit estimates: • Nvidia ~$213B • $GOOGL ~$178B • $MSFT ~$174B • $AAPL ~$157B • $AMZN ~$124B
Government seizing public companies step 1. $LMT
BREAKING: President Trump says executives of US defense contractors will no longer be allowed to make more than $5 million unless they build "new and modern production plants." Trump also says he is banning dividends and stock buybacks for defense companies until these problems…
$CRWV quietly filed a 8-K on Friday after close disclosing it restructured a credit facility with its lenders to avoid it could trigger default because of its “expansion delays” Narrator: “nothing to see here”
Coreweave CDS is trading at ~874bp $CRWV senior bonds carry 9% coupon As soon as the CDS crosses 900bp that means bond investors will expect not to recover 100% of the principal However, if bond investors don’t recover 100% principal, the value of the equity is ZERO Just a FYI
Nothing matters more than Nvidia.
$GOOGL cut its 2026 TPU target from ~4M to ~3M units after losing access to $TSM CoWoS packaging capacity to $NVDA. CoWoS is the final step needed to turn a finished AI chip into a usable product and there simply isn’t enough of it to meet demand.
AI version of your uber driver trading crypto
My million dollar question.... Are we in an AI bubble? When will pop? How far will it go down? How long will it go down? Any thoughts?
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