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Swapnil Someshwar

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Sad 😔 Guru. That's what you are

During the Winter, there is a slowdown of life. The celebration of Diwali with light, music and various aspects is to ensure we stay vibrant and exuberant within during this time. #SadhguruWisdom



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HAPPY DIWALI 🪔 God bless us all ✨🙏🏻

thenidhii's tweet image. HAPPY DIWALI 🪔 God bless us all ✨🙏🏻
thenidhii's tweet image. HAPPY DIWALI 🪔 God bless us all ✨🙏🏻
thenidhii's tweet image. HAPPY DIWALI 🪔 God bless us all ✨🙏🏻
thenidhii's tweet image. HAPPY DIWALI 🪔 God bless us all ✨🙏🏻


What I thought was the most awesome thing about him was his long dialogue memorization. Om Shanti 🕉 🙏

Sad sad news. Asraniji left an indelible mark on cinema. 350 films and hours and hours of laughter he gave us and will continue to give generations of movie lovers cannot be over estimated. Some people just become a part of your movie memory and he was one of them. Incredible…

Tara_Deshpande's tweet image. Sad sad news. Asraniji left an indelible mark on cinema. 350 films and hours and hours of laughter he gave us and will continue to give generations of movie lovers cannot be over estimated. Some people just become a part of your movie memory and he was one of them. Incredible…


There would be enough and more people taking offense to "Bombay" instead of Mumbai. Sad, but it's what it is 😞


As of now, Pune is the only place with a relaxed and youthful university town vibe. With branding done right, this would fly off the shelves.

Why no brand in India sells clothing with graphic like Delhi, NCR Chhatrapati Sambhajinagar, Maharashtra Patna, Bihar

chiragbarjatyaa's tweet image. Why no brand in India sells clothing with graphic like

Delhi, NCR

Chhatrapati Sambhajinagar, Maharashtra 

Patna, Bihar


Goa had it goin' for them. But they managed to F up big time. At the turn of the century, yes. It's no more an aspirational beach town.

Cause they don't have nightlife, sport clubs, Casinos, I will bet you will find a tshirt of GOA though



Wear this in Mumbai, and you are ripe for a slap and worse 😬


Someone needs to get this made. It's a legit university town, and this would sell like hot cakes.

This would go hard

harsh_wdym's tweet image. This would go hard


It's his son I'm more worried about. The monitor may eat the boy first and then prey on the man's penis for dessert 😋

For context, this is the guy. Like I said, I have followed him and I'll be there when the monitor lizard bites off his p3nis soon.



The word "pajeet" first started gaining traction on crypto Telegram groups back in 2017.

Almost correct assesment. But the anti-India hate was first seeded by China internally in their tightly controlled social media as far back as 2012. Then their wu maos started spreding it outside India. ISI/Pak picked up on it and made it into an organized operation.



Rs.650 worth Chai will lead to torn undies.

saw this in Switzerland, im not sure how i feel about this…

rajvishah30's tweet image. saw this in Switzerland, im not sure how i feel about this…


Say this to your favorite Hamas & the Ukrainians.

Make it a noise free and pollution free diwali. We got to save climate for our future generation.



Aasmaan ke choohein 🐀 🐁

Aasmaan ke choohein 🐀 🐁



You & your team were very much at fault. Did you all think you were smarter than the flight attendant ?

On my SFO-Delhi flight today, the passenger next to me was a 25-year old Indian, IIT-Mumbai, earning almost $500K in an AI startup in Bay Area, heading home for Diwali. During the 16h flight, he gulped down 11 beers. When the flight attendant refused to give him more than 3…



Truth be told, at first glance, I thought it was a frog squatting in the middle of the road !

On my SFO-Delhi flight today, the passenger next to me was a 25-year old Indian, IIT-Mumbai, earning almost $500K in an AI startup in Bay Area, heading home for Diwali. During the 16h flight, he gulped down 11 beers. When the flight attendant refused to give him more than 3…



Took me 3.5 hrs+ on 2 consecutive evenings traveling from New Panvel to Mira-Bhayandar by road. It takes 3 hrs and 19 minutes for a direct ✈️ to Dubai. We are cooked !

Entire MMR has massive traffic today. Right from Western-Central Suburas to Thane-Shilphata-Kalyan. Its mess everywhere. Tired of this city already. Are you stuck today badly?

s_r_khandelwal's tweet image. Entire MMR has massive traffic today. Right from Western-Central Suburas to Thane-Shilphata-Kalyan. Its mess everywhere. Tired of this city already. Are you stuck today badly?


Unki marzi. Plain and simple. Why is that so difficult to comprehend ? One life. They are making it large. Live life King Kohli size.

Any guess why they moved to London?

NalinisKitchen's tweet image. Any guess why they moved to London?


He had no business riding at that speed.

Location: Bidar Target Fixation 🎯 No attempt was made to avoid the crash 😕 Slow down near intersections ! Though the biker had the right of way, the right of way is not a right to crash and prove the other person wrong ! Drive to survive !!



What Sachin Tendulkar did for 🇮🇳 and world cricket, no one can even come close. Sachin was a one-man show. The greatest ever, the greatest forever ❤️

1st ball - stare from Azhar Mahmood Rest of the over - The ball goes out of the boundary before the bat reaches the shoulder. Peak Sachin Tendulkar 🔥



I'm nearing 50. I actually feel that time's running past me. And when I look back, it didn't feel that way when I was in my late teens. Back then, I felt that I have all the time in the world. I definitely don't feel that way now. This is just my personal experience.

But how about other younger age people who feel same about that.



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