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Synthessence

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This is the first year that my mom won't call me and sing happy birthday to me. @ATT, I've been with you for years, and she left the song in my inbox many, many times, but I was too dumb to save them. Is there any way you can help me find one of those, so I can hear her again?


Yo @weskeltner, I know you're on vacation right now, but when you get back can we catch up? Are y'all still based in Lex?


I remember when we all suspected that Vi and Jinx were siblings but we could never get confirmation. To get it confirmed with one of the biggest events Riot has ever produced? (VI)NDICATION! #Arcane #ArcaneWatchParty


Just read the new expanded background/story on Leona and Diana by @thefakedana, and it is easily some of my favorite fiction from League. Bravo!


There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who know what H.P. Lovecraft named his cat, and those who are about to Google it.


I love you guys @Tacobell, you make being a vegan/vegetarian a lot easier for busy people, but this happens WAY too much. Got the fresco part right, completely forgot the black bean replacement. At least it was stuffed with the stuff I can't eat. Got that money's worth.

Synthessence's tweet image. I love you guys @Tacobell, you make being a vegan/vegetarian a lot easier for busy people, but this happens WAY too much. Got the fresco part right, completely forgot the black bean replacement. At least it was stuffed with the stuff I can't eat. Got that money's worth.

ABOUT DAMN TIME

Back bitches!!! Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg - Epic Rap Battles of History. youtu.be/a2GVxYfKSxA



Welp. We finally know why Waluigi never got his invite to Smash. Joker stole it. #SuperSmashBrosUltimate #Persona5 #Heneversawitcoming 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes


Joker is going to be in Smash?! You could say we...NEVER SAW IT COMIIIIIIIIIIIIING~ #SuperSmashBrosUltimate


Gone to @Walmart for YEARS to get my oil changed. Literally the only thing I get there anymore because it's affordable and fast. Today I was told 3 cars in front of me, 1 hour wait. Three hours later I finally get my car. Literally twice the wait time FOR THREE CARS. Never again.


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Welcome to a very special episode of The Completionist! Today I complete @SabotageQc 's The Messenger and it makes me so happy. Its so good that I am giving away 50 codes of the game to all of you guys. Check the Gleamio link in the description for more youtube.com/watch?v=lcHRf5…

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So @SUBWAY, I adore your chopped salads. But why do they cost two dollars more than the sub? I'm buying FEWER ingredients (no bread) but I'm getting charged MORE. Legit confused. 🤔🤔🤔


Monster Energy Hey guys! Is there any way we can get the Green Tea Rehab back? My zen just hasn't been the same since you cut me off. :'(


[Testing a thing] Yup. Don't mind this. Totes a test. ... Totes.


Cuphead is therapy for my soul. Harsh, brutal, effective therapy.


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Hey guys a BIG shout out to @SteelSeries and @QuestNutrition for sponsoring the giveaway today! RT 4 more entries!!! bit.ly/1n1cQ0i


Hey @Foxdroplol, do you build Warrior or Cinderhulk on Vi? Are both viable? Or should you just go with someone else for Cinderhulk?


Waiting till midnight to see if @PlayOverwatch sends a beta key at 12:01. ...that...that is pretty sad, isn't it? DON'T JUDGE ME.


So @PlayOverwatch ...my birthday is tomorrow. How about you gimme a beta key and I'll play you non stop for the next year. Sound good? <3


Captain Hook Vs. Captain Jack Sparrow? That just needs to happen! #ERB, @nicepeter @TheEpicLLOYD @ERBofHistory


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