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Craig Birch

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I think that settles the Joe Willock V Dembele debate.

Joe Willock grabs the equaliser for Newcastle just before the half-time whistle at the Parc des Princes 🔥 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK



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MACCLESFIELD FC ARE IN FRONT AGAINST CRYSTAL PALACE! 🤯 A superb header from Paul Dawson opens the scoring 👏 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK


What’s frustrating about Newcastle this season is that if we’d just composed ourselves on Tuesday, we’d currently be 5th in the league. It’s so close this year and these small margins will cost us after 38 games. #NUFC


Can’t recall ever seeing a better header than that

Big Dan Burn heads Newcastle into the lead 🔥 What a goal that was 🤩 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK



Most chaotic relays ever.


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INCREDIBLE. 🤯 League Two side Grimsby Town have knocked Manchester United out of the Carabao Cup. 👏

BBCSport's tweet image. INCREDIBLE. 🤯

League Two side Grimsby Town have knocked Manchester United out of the Carabao Cup. 👏

Hey @grok, which of my followers is the funniest?


Hey, @grok , who was the best person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, tag them.


Hey, @grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.


I’d have won the award for most efficient at getting kids on/off the bus before and after swimming lessons.

If I were in charge of teacher awards, here are the categories I would go for: Most consistent Name at End Sharpest mini-whiteboard fetching routine Best seating plan Most detentions given for chewing gum Fewest clicks to allocate centralised detention etc



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“What is the charge? Winning a trophy? A succulent European trophy?”

NoContextBrits's tweet image. “What is the charge? Winning a trophy? A succulent European trophy?”

Postecoglou is about to give the smuggest of interviews


Folk need to calm down. They’re changing the badge not the entire playing squad.

If I were in charge of teacher awards, here are the categories I would go for: Most consistent Name at End Sharpest mini-whiteboard fetching routine Best seating plan Most detentions given for chewing gum Fewest clicks to allocate centralised detention etc



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Jamaica’s Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce showed absolutely no mercy in the parents race at her son’s sports day…😂😂😂


I will never understand any penalty taker not just hitting it as hard as they can into the corner.


“I KISSED THE GROUND AND I LIKED IT”

The Astronauts were stuck in space for 286 days.. Katy Perry after 10 minutes in space 🤣

Jewtastic's tweet image. The Astronauts were stuck in space for 286 days..
Katy Perry after 10 minutes in space
🤣


Saw this cool spider in Thailand a few weeks ago. Look at his face!!!

TheCDB's tweet image. Saw this cool spider in Thailand a few weeks ago. Look at his face!!!

Watched the game from a hotel bar in Bangkok. It’s 2am here and they kept the bar open for an extra couple of hours for me. I will remember where I was for this goal for the rest of my life.

Dan fucking Big Man Burn 🖤🤍🖤🤍



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🏆 Newcastle fans are living the dream they have dreamt for a long, long time. Their first domestic trophy for 70 years! This Wembley win will be celebrated long into the night. ⚪️⚫️ #CarabaoCupFinal

BBCSport's tweet image. 🏆 Newcastle fans are living the dream they have dreamt for a long, long time.

Their first domestic trophy for 70 years!

This Wembley win will be celebrated long into the night. ⚪️⚫️

#CarabaoCupFinal

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WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED CARABAO CUP WINNERS #wedontdoquiet

NUFC's tweet image. WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED

CARABAO CUP WINNERS

#wedontdoquiet

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