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Jacob Perkins

@TheDataChef

weeee. Maybe crochet, maybe datasciencetechnonsense

Verifying myself: I am alienrobotwizard on Keybase.io. SXla6n66BiG2eqbvGYGQH5g0xzqm7GEsyn0J / keybase.io/alienrobotwiza…


"Live coding" is the technical equivalent of a mating dance. An elaborate and resource intensive ritual that measures almost nothing relevant to doing the job. The theater of competency is so exhausting


Heylo twitters - it's been a while; one of the things I've been working on: multithreaded.stitchfix.com/blog/2018/02/2…


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We're excited to #opensource some code today! Introducing Flotilla, a self-service batch job execution framework. Cheers to @TheDataChef & @_patricksun. Read the post: What Do Data Scientists Need to Know about Containerization? As Little as Possible. multithreaded.stitchfix.com/blog/2018/02/2…


No more spool space. Womp womp :(


I have a #jruby #sinatra api. I want to generate api-docs. #yard won't cooperate with sinatra dsl. What should I use? @mrflip?


Reflection all the way down.


Two words for this code. Stygian. Antediluvian.


Talking about #pig on #storm today @LinkedIn. Hope to open the floor for a real discussion since pig just isn't ready yet as a language


Java? No problem. Advanced math? No problem. CSS? WTF fkjaehklfhe@!fuck!shit!fuck! how did I get here...


Slowly injecting bits of jruby into netflix arch. Muahaha. It's like a java swiss army knife.


just spent the better part of the morning reverse engineering my keyboard prefs file to remap zoom switch to ctrl key #emacs #emacspinky


Polymorphic deserialization. Let the fun begin


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Java Loaders and UDFs for #ApachePig: Ditching the Grunt Work bit.ly/1ck16Jz


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Math inspires a new kind of flying machine that hovers and flaps like a jellyfish nyti.ms/1hqSZ3a


First day at @netflix. On the shuttle now. Let's do this


'tuple' is not a valid scrabble word. This upsets me more than is reasonable


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