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We've shattered the all-time #Twitch Hype-Train record. This is incredibly humbling and I cannot thank you enough for what you've done for me. I only hope that what I do is even a fraction as valuable for you. Thank you.
Are you ready for Starfield? Starting now until 5pm PST on Sunday, September 3rd, we'll be hosting a giveaway in partnership with @AMD to give you the chance to win ONE of FIVE Starfield AMD Radeon RX 7900 XTX and Ryzen 7 7800X3D combos with a premium edition game code. Just
"Russian warship, go fuck yourself." I could spend the rest of my life trying to be 1/10 that awesome. Heartbreaking.
😲 I can’t believe @soundcoreaudio are giving away 100 Bluetooth speakers!! Check it out! #100Flare2 soundcore.com/flare2_ltt_cam…
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President @realDonaldTrump has asked Congress to pass a federal tax credit to support state-based scholarship programs and help provide over 1 million more students with school choice.
“How do I stop getting wedgies? I feel like my ass is the beaches of normandy and my underwear are the us troops. I'm just getting attacked by land and sea everyday.”
Wait so you’re saying with just a high school diploma I make as much as someone with a master???
Getting ready to leave for one of my favorite places, the Florida Panhandle, where we’ve given, and are giving, billions of $$$ for the devastation caused by Hurricane Michael. Even though the Dems are totally in our way (they don’t want money to go there) we’re getting it done!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Spicy Chicken Nuggets are coming back! Y’all are crazy! That took like a day and a half! WHAT?! We don’t know when yet, gotta figure it out, but soon, and ok, LOSING IT RIGHT NOW THIS IS AMAZING!!
Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!
Positive Affirmations for today: I WILL have a good day, I Will succeed today, Wendy’s WILL bring back spicy nuggets at some point please please Lord let it be today.
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