The Fun Man
@TheFunManAndy
An account full of Corporate cognitive dissonance. Enjoy!!
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AND THAT'S A WRAP! Competition window is closed. It's now over to the jury panel to make their final decisions by next week. It's more exciting than X-Factor 2012!! Check out all the competition details in the below link: beaver.apwide.com #BookingBeaver @ApwideApps
If you're going to record your #BookingBeaver showcase video today, here is some advice on impressing THE JUDGES - thanks to the great videos already submitted by some very cool people! How are YOU going to impress the @ApwideApps panel!??
For all of you entering the @ApwideApps #BookingBeaver challenge, y'all so lucky I am not entering, with creativity and #FUN being key to the winning entry! 🤣🦫🫠 Get your video in ASAP!! Deadline is #SEP28 #5pmCET
And so it begins.......... 2029. Boy was I spot on almost two years ago!! @Atlassian
I called it over a year ago…. BOOM! I thought #Team25 or #Team26 would be the time it gets announced, however my estimation was always deprecated by 2028-2030!! Could be spot on! @Atlassian #TheDeathOfDataCenter I have sooooo many memes ready to go. 📠💀⚰️🙏🏼
Hot damn, we are good @funincompanies 👩🍳🤌 @LinkedIn #PerformanceData for our customer within their business critical project dramatically improved??? ✅ CHECK !!!
People: Ever used a sundial? Most people: Nah, not really, maybe once, during a school project. Gen A: Every fricking 3 and 2 minutes, yo!!! #99nights #roblox @Roblox @Roblox_RTC @Bloxy_News
Damned if you do... damned if you don't. #CrackerBarrel #Logo #CEOVibes
You get named as a "Leader in the Forrester Wave™: Knowledge Management Solutions, Q4 2024" but you also lay off people via recorded video.... #sus 🥸
When @Google @GeminiApp provides far superior and clearer answers than stupidly expensive Tax Advisors - who are not clear in their answers, unable to provide proper direction, and genuinely do not give any ADVICE at all, it's only fair to show #Gemini some love!
Fun fact: if someone was to bomb the Suez Canal out of existence, the Middle East conflict is over in a heartbeat.
I am remorseful to be such a See You Next Tuesday, but sorry @Atlassian ... @loom is your worst investment ever and you will never bank ROI on this POS [not in our lifetimes, anyway]
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@loom is your worst investment ever and you will never bank ROI on this POS [not in our lifetimes, anyway]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwC0CdPXUAAthzH.jpg)
Someone recently claimed I am anti #AI I don't think I am imho but, hey.... if the SUIT fits!! #ANTiAImanAndy Follow @funincompanies if you prefer seriously creative solutions to your complex business problems over AI Art Junk from yours truly.
Pro tip for corporates looking to prove they don't need to pay those bonuses this year and put people on "Needs Development": Follow your staff on @duolingo and see which ones are doing more than 10 lessons a day, finishing top of their league, and doing more than 1000xp.
Wow... one cannot MAKE this up. Someone has submitted a service desk ticket into our @Atlassian @JiraServiceMgmt asking where I disappeared.... I wonder how much more convincing @LinkedIn requires?? #ProfessionallyKnownAs #FunManNOTaFunman #AcountBlocked
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