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I play games. I draw. I draw horrible things. I have a podcast Tardy to the Party

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This is the saddest dum dum I've ever done seen.

TheGrumpyTurtle's tweet image. This is the saddest dum dum I've ever done seen.

After all the crazy shit Dan Rykert has said on the Fire Escape podcast, the craziest shit might be Mary and Mike saying Jim Carrey's Grinch is a good and funny movie


It's amazing how many Pikachus you collect when your kid buys just a couple Pokémon sets

TheGrumpyTurtle's tweet image. It's amazing how many Pikachus you collect when your kid buys just a couple Pokémon sets

Next up, Twitter is going to bring back web rings


The nice thing about using an old out of date Twitter app is I never see any of the stupid stuff this stupid site keeps changing


I feel lile this idiot bought Twitter thinking all the people that were mean to him were bots, and now that he found out those were all the real people he's throwing a little tantrum and hurling his new toy against the wall.


My son has been watching a ton of Pokémon, and my big question is, what the fuck are these character designs?

TheGrumpyTurtle's tweet image. My son has been watching a ton of Pokémon, and my big question is, what the fuck are these character designs?

I too love having a big fat pole hanging in front of my face anytime I sit on my couch. A shame there's just no option for holding ipads.

TheGrumpyTurtle's tweet image. I too love having a big fat pole hanging in front of my face anytime I sit on my couch.
A shame there's just no option for holding ipads.

The only winter/Christmas song I approve of. youtu.be/rBgs_BplgI8


It's all Pokémon all the time for my four year old. Playdoh? Making Pokémon . Legos? Building Pokémon. Music? Pokémon songs. TV shows? Watching Pokémon. Drawing? Sketching Pokémon.

TheGrumpyTurtle's tweet image. It's all Pokémon all the time for my four year old.
Playdoh? Making Pokémon .
Legos? Building Pokémon.
Music? Pokémon songs. 
TV shows? Watching Pokémon.
Drawing? Sketching Pokémon.

Got the platinum on God of War Ragnarok. That was a pretty darn good game. Glad I was able to get through the entire story without anything being spoiled for me.


Pretty cool that the Bradford Exchange, a company that when I was growing up sold tacky shit to old people, is now coming after my generation. Because now we're the olds.

TheGrumpyTurtle's tweet image. Pretty cool that the Bradford Exchange, a company that when I was growing up sold tacky shit to old people, is now coming after my generation.
Because now we're the olds.

Goat Simulator is a lot of fun to play with my son, but what a baffling choice to put in swear words with no way to turn them off when the game is obviously going to be played by all ages.


Watching this site die feels like I'm watching an episode of Arrested Development. The banana stand is burning down all over again


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