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Jake Collier

@TheJakeCollier

Stir the pot. I'd rather be a Shepherd than a sheep. ig: thejakecollier

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Idc who you are, The Mummy is a top 5 movie


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Me after surviving #TheBear Season 2, Episode 6… 😮‍💨🫠


My younger brother is moving back to Tennessee from Alaska and I'm so freaking pumped.


Always remember the 7 P's. Prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance


I've been messing around with ChatGPT and the future is bleak for we humans. This shit is gonna take everyone's jobs.


Girls on dating apps be like, "I hate small talk, let's talk about something that appeals to my soul." How in the frick am I supposed to initiate after matching when I know absolutely nothing about you. Like "Hi, I'm Jake, what are three things that make you wanna kill yourself?"


Men should be complimented more. I swear I can ride on the high from one compliment for at least three weeks.


Driving a U-Haul around with the windows down is a complete vibe.


My version of intermittent fasting is eating a normal sized lunch and having three high-gravity sour beers for dinner


It's gonna be a good fookin' day man


I sang Karaoke tonight for the first time in my life and I will consider this a major win.


Someone stop me from buying Lululemon pants for work.


My worst habit right now is sleeping 10 hours a night


When you accidentally use your gaming email to order online pickup

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The vid finally got me. I've literally never felt worse from any sickness in my life.

TheJakeCollier's tweet image. The vid finally got me. I've literally never felt worse from any sickness in my life.

I have sold $84,000 in food at the restaurant I work at since the end of February. Absolutely insane.


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