Julie Rogers
@onewattsecond
Deleted my Facebook and made a Twitter because I’m funnier than I am pretty. Enjoy.
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There are two types of sick: 1. Sniffles, warm baths, chicken soup. 2. Having so much DayQuil in your system that you’re basically in a coma. Guess which one I am right now. #sendhelp
It takes as much time to say something kind to a stranger on the street as it does to say something nasty. (As demonstrated by the two people I walked by on my way to the post office). You don’t know what kind of day people are having. Chose kindness.
You could’ve had a bad bitch, non-committal Help you with your career just a little You're supposed to hold me down, but you're holding me back And that's the sound of me not calling you back Lizzo, Taurus
apparently having a word document open while checking twitter on your phone is not the same as writing, huge if true
i’m just a girl, writing fragmented prose, asking you to love me
I feed her before-hand and make sure she has some Advil. And yet, she ruins me smh
“These margaritas aren’t that strong!” She said confidently, finishing her second one. One pint of ice cream and a two hour afternoon nap later....
Men who send me unsolicited pictures of their cats > men who send me unsolicited pictures of their waist mushrooms
Tell them, Alexandria.
Tell them, Greta. When people try to mock you personally instead of engaging the substance of your advocacy, it’s because they know how powerful you are, and that the truth is on your side. Keep inspiring and organizing. We’re going to save the planet. All of us, together. 🌎
There are no people more patient than the dishwashers at work who listen to my attempts at Spanish and pretend to understand what I’m saying/ actively try to help me work on the language. #therealMVPs
Learned more about humility this week from someone I thought I despised than I have from my friends this year. Sometimes the company you need to keep is hiding in plain sight. #stayhumble
If you think the high road is a hike, I’ve got bad news for you about the low road #ThoughtForTheDay
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