The Maple Turtle
@TheMapleTurtle
Hey it's Waldo/Maple/Ty, I'm trying my best. He/Him The FIRST winner of the RESCUE RABBIT CUP
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Anne Hathaway, ok? She was married to Will Shakespeare. There were theories that there was no way for Will to make that many plays, meaning he may have been a part of some of cult where they learned the secret of immortality and the Anne Hathaway we know NOW is the same woman and
“On average trans women are taller and have longer limbs so they shouldn’t be allowed to play sports” is an argument that would also work for banning scandinavians from playing sports
"If you’ve ever had a (move back in with your parents phase), yet you hate on homeless people, you may need to reevaluate yourself, because the only difference between them and you is, you had someone to catch you when you fell." - Mohamad Safa
I believe the term you’re looking for is the Bandit Keith dimension. ™
Ok so in Spider-Man 4 the Rhino isn't going to dress up as the Hulk and frame him, leading Frank Castle to hunt him down for sport
Marvel Studios regularly checks with the team behind ‘SPIDEY AND HIS AMAZING FRIENDS’ to make sure the show’s story doesn’t conflict with the #MCU. (via thewrap.com/creative-conte…)
Republicans should have forced that baker to make the gay cake then
So @Spotify is now refusing to run ICE ads. Absolutely insane decision. How many Trump voters listen to Spotify? I can’t believe brands are still this insanely dumb.
crazy how every ICE agent today was complaining in 2020 about how they couldnt wear a mask because it was too uncomfortable
The autistic paradox: Where you're constantly seen as weird, right until you reveal your autism diagnosis. Then suddenly you're "too normal" to be autistic
Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
to put it simply, They Do
PSA: if you’re staying at a hotel during a con, the shower is completely free to use and even comes with free shampoo and body wash. You don’t have to pay to use it, it comes with your room. You should use it actually.
the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re at least halfway through it, and it’s not a very long poem
“They will pay one of us to kill one of us just to say it was one of us” ~ Malcolm X
Dell have recognized that customers aren't prioritizing AI when buying PCs “What we've learned over the course of this year, especially from a consumer perspective, is they're not buying based on AI”
> be microplastics researcher 2015 > develop better detection method > can see particles 10x smaller than before > run samples > counts 100x higher than previous estimates > publish > conclusion: "more research needed" > funding expires > be different researcher 2020 > even…
People love telling you they only use their dishwasher as a drying rack. Can’t help themselves. They need you to know they wash their dishes by hand like a gay little pioneer
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