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Watchin' A Clockwork Orange as your sister fans me with ganja plant leaves and feeds mе trips

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@metpoliceuk are you gonna do something?


Me getting stuck into my cold cuts leftovers

I've heard of sleep Apnea but Awake Apnea?



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When you think your mates slagged you off to his gf


Easy when your family decide they didn't you at home for dinner I guess.

Imagine spending Christmas Day on gb news



Getting LinkedIn private messages today. Have a day off lads.


Always some thicko foreigner giving his two penneth on shit he knows nothing about

When I started watching EPL I had to do my research on how big teams started Liverpool have their success because of money & their founder had powerful influence they even tried to introduce wage cap because of how much Liverpool were paying players😂



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erika kirk entering a room moments after watching her husband take his final breath


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What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it’s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE


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Man thinks burglar is a Christmas ghost


Merry Christmas to my mother fucking self #jehst #blah

TheMikeStrutter's tweet image. Merry Christmas to my mother fucking self #jehst #blah

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Yet again, bit of a theme in the trolling responses. Like clockwork. Helmets.

Voted for by the supporters across the UK... Declan Rice is the FSA Men's Player of the Year 🌟 Well deserved, Dec 👏

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Declan Rice is the FSA Men's Player of the Year 🌟

Well deserved, Dec 👏


You gotta be some kind of dickhead to think this is a red card

Now that the adrenaline has worn off, this is a stone wall red card. It’s dangerous play. Funny how the narrative is “dirty Chelsea” when Arsenal had 7 yellow cards to Chelsea’s 1 red card and 1 yellow card, with Timber miraculously escaping a booking.



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The era of PL teams getting 97+ points has broken people’s brains. If we drew every third game from now until the end of the season, we’d get 89 points.

Can’t be drawing every 3rd game we play per week. 4 changes on Wednesday please, can’t have a repeat of today against Villa



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It’s football you’re gonna drop points. We don’t need to have a referendum every time we don’t win. If you said at the start of the season going into December we’ll be 5 points clear having played at OT, Anfield, SJP, Stamford Bridge we’d have signed up for it. Back the team

drop points to villa away and the pressure is on. makes today even more tragic.



That's a fucking red card


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From Charlie

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Nothing can ever top this

What’s the best “almost goal” you’ve ever seen



Lifelong Arsenal fan leaves Arsenal to go to London rival for 5 grand a week payrise? Pull the other one. #Cashley

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