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Your salary is just your company's monthly subscription of you
Coding: where the only thing more broken than the code is my spirit.
Coding is like marriage. You start with high hopes, and end with a lot of compromise and debugging
बर्बाद होने के बहोत सारे रास्ते थे मैंने coding को चुना #devlife
Kaam Jyada karne se, Kaam badhta hai Package Nahi...😉
When you’re coding without internet: ‘Back to the Stone Age we go.’ #OfflineCoding
When you’re asked to work without coffee: ‘Error 404: Programmer not found.’ #NeedCoffee
When you’re a frontend developer and see the backend code: ‘Here be dragons.’ #FrontendExplorer
Developer fired for changing node_modules to nude_models
When your non-tech friend says they want to learn coding: ‘Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies… and bugs.’ #CodingInitiation
When you refactor your code and it’s cleaner than your apartment: ‘Priorities, right?’ #CleanCodeDirtyRoom
Human engineers: ‘That’s a month’s work!’ Devin AI: ‘Hold my coffee.’”
When you realize Devin AI can code faster than you.
When you realize Devin AI can code faster than you can type: "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." #DevinAI #ProgrammerHumor
When you refactor your code and it’s cleaner than your apartment: ‘Priorities, right?’ #CleanCodeDirtyRoom
When you’re so deep into coding that you start dreaming in JavaScript: ‘I think, therefore I code.’ #CoderDreams
Trying to understand someone else’s code is like trying to decipher an ancient script. #CodeMysteries
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 😄 #DevLife
Two weeks without coding and I've forgotten 30 years of experience
I am a programmer. A journalist asked me what makes code bad. I said... No comment.
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