Francis E. Cornish
@TheRealWpgMayor
Founder & original Mayor of the greatest city in the history of forever. The Good Lord gave me this City to give to you, so yeah, I am a big deal around here.
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People ask what I do when not running the greatest city in the world. I'll tell you what I do: alcohol and ladies of questionable morals.
If all else fails, you can always set yourself on fire.
You're still a joke. Resign murderer
This thread proves that if I had real men like this on my Council back in the day, this city would have been paradise.
The urinals at Junction 59 on Regent are absurdly close together. I’d post a picture but I think that breaks some kind of rule.
Do you touch yourself during Tucker's show?
The urinals at Junction 59 on Regent are absurdly close together. I’d post a picture but I think that breaks some kind of rule.
👇The reason women lock their accounts.
That two weeks thing sounds familiar where did I hear it before?
Showed this thread to Anthony Bourdain up here and we laughed and laughed. Good job, Sock.
Pivot Donnie! Pivot!
OMG I’m dying!!! On a UFC podcast today, Trump is asked how he sees the war in Ukraine playing out and he launches into a riff about windmills!
Wrong! I was the worst Mayor of this city by allowing your parents to concieve a sack of shit like you. Move to Regina dumbass!
Look another significant date. Such a disgrace. Worst mayor Winnipeg ever had. If you need anyone to sink the ship, have this 🤡 as a mayor.
Mom still cuts your meat, right?
Do you touch yourself when @tedcruz speaks?
The restrictions, lockdowns, mandates and masks The numbers are in and the science is Children are wearing masks because politicians and health officials are protecting their egos. Pathetic
Touches himself during Alex Jones' shows.
What's your establishment? so I make sure me and my freedom loving friends never set foot in there for as long as you are in existence which won't be very long by violating our charter and segregating based in medical choice.
Put down the damn Twitter and go make your husband his dinner.
Good. I hope that means you’ll be going to Ukraine and taking up arms to fight against the evil Russians in defence of your sister city.
How about we do 1 Ukraine in and 1 Dumbass out. Start with this one 👇
I'm not that good at impressions but I'll give it a shot, here I'm Mayor Brian Bowman. Winnipeg isn't racist. 😢 There are protesters in my streets😢. Black lives matter😢. My Jets mask looks like a jockstrap when I wear it😢. Poor Ukraine 😢Bill Gates phoned me😃 Get to work!
Your Mom wants her phone back.
I'm not that good at impressions but I'll give it a shot, here I'm Mayor Brian Bowman. Winnipeg isn't racist. 😢 There are protesters in my streets😢. Black lives matter😢. My Jets mask looks like a jockstrap when I wear it😢. Poor Ukraine 😢Bill Gates phoned me😃 Get to work!
Ladies & Gentlemen, your keynote speaker at this year's Flat Earth AGM.
He wasn't voted in. Because of the voting system our elections have been rigged for the past 3 years. Blame Soros
Kool Aid server at the Flat Earth AGM. 👇
Exactly! 😂😂 Maybe we should just start calling them for what they really are: Criminal Conspiracies.
👇Touches himself in front of a Tucker Carlson poster.
Exactly! 😂😂 Maybe we should just start calling them for what they really are: Criminal Conspiracies.
👇Poster boy for the damaging effects of a lead paint chips diet.
Exactly! 😂😂 Maybe we should just start calling them for what they really are: Criminal Conspiracies.
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