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@TheRealnessMarc

The last of his name, The breaker of iPhones, the stubber of fagends, the slayer of Dancefloors and generally, good fun.

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I love this video of stormzy at the Brits


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The kids drawing fails you’ve been sending in are quite possibly the funniest things we've ever seen! If you love having fun with us on the show, we’d love your vote at this year’s TV Choice Awards 👉 bit.ly/VoteThisMornin…


So, was heartbroken as I smashed my @LGElectronics TV LAST NIGHT! however tonight- fate makes sense. Perfectly isolates away his hair! #Trump #PiersTrump #itv

TheRealnessMarc's tweet image. So, was heartbroken as I smashed my @LGElectronics TV LAST NIGHT! however tonight- fate makes sense. Perfectly isolates away his hair! #Trump #PiersTrump #itv
TheRealnessMarc's tweet image. So, was heartbroken as I smashed my @LGElectronics TV LAST NIGHT! however tonight- fate makes sense. Perfectly isolates away his hair! #Trump #PiersTrump #itv
TheRealnessMarc's tweet image. So, was heartbroken as I smashed my @LGElectronics TV LAST NIGHT! however tonight- fate makes sense. Perfectly isolates away his hair! #Trump #PiersTrump #itv
TheRealnessMarc's tweet image. So, was heartbroken as I smashed my @LGElectronics TV LAST NIGHT! however tonight- fate makes sense. Perfectly isolates away his hair! #Trump #PiersTrump #itv

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He's a fucking Vegan! This show is almost entirely wrong. #LCHF #NSNG #ismeatstillsafe


And #Eurovision 'what Madonn-not to wear' those stairs and that outfit really concerning me has she not seen the last scene of Death Becomes Her?


#EurovisionSongContest ! MADONNA - you'd have thought she'd have learnt a lesson about being on stage on stairs with hooded snaggable fabrics- what the @#$% has she come as ?


Honestly this Twitter is keeping me from signing my DNR slip

‘Would you like a 5p bag with that’ me with 2 arms having just bought 80 million things from co op



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My mum when I accidentally deleted all her recordings of downtown Abby


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OMG I love these photos of Joan Collins and Alan Carr out partying on New Years ❤️😍

sharon_weave's tweet image. OMG I love these photos of Joan Collins and Alan Carr out partying on New Years ❤️😍
sharon_weave's tweet image. OMG I love these photos of Joan Collins and Alan Carr out partying on New Years ❤️😍

Since when did I fucking stay indoors watching football - over going to pride London on a 29☀️ summers day? ? #old #LondonPride #LondonPride2018 #London #londis #longdong


Now call me cynical but who reckons that we been doing very well in the football in Russia, but the 2nd chemical #Novichok incident Didn’t go unnoticed - somehow I think we’re not going to do very well in the football anymore. #sneekyrussians #EnglandvsSweden


So: greetings from the Gold(ie)en Horn - definitely in my top 1000 places to revisit without purple swollen balls and a slashed open belly #istanbullshit #rolloncorrie #iftheVPNfailExpectWar

TheRealnessMarc's tweet image. So: greetings from the Gold(ie)en Horn - definitely in my top 1000 places to revisit without purple swollen balls and a slashed open belly #istanbullshit #rolloncorrie #iftheVPNfailExpectWar
TheRealnessMarc's tweet image. So: greetings from the Gold(ie)en Horn - definitely in my top 1000 places to revisit without purple swollen balls and a slashed open belly #istanbullshit #rolloncorrie #iftheVPNfailExpectWar
TheRealnessMarc's tweet image. So: greetings from the Gold(ie)en Horn - definitely in my top 1000 places to revisit without purple swollen balls and a slashed open belly #istanbullshit #rolloncorrie #iftheVPNfailExpectWar
TheRealnessMarc's tweet image. So: greetings from the Gold(ie)en Horn - definitely in my top 1000 places to revisit without purple swollen balls and a slashed open belly #istanbullshit #rolloncorrie #iftheVPNfailExpectWar

the unrealest Have you heard ‘Rupaul - The Realness ( Fanmade Instrumental)’ by Aphrodite Nugman on #SoundCloud? #np soundcloud.com/aphroditenugma…


Im interested to see how #Seanokundaye does on @ITVChase today: even more excited to see what he’s gonna say he does for a job... i doubt that Chem peddling thief would go down too well with any of the chasers. #thechase #shouldBeOnTheKnock #crimewatch


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