Theodore Watts
@TheoderWatts
just a small town man living in a small town man
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Lol, no way this my last post
My birthday was yesterday and i celebrated by working from 10-10, the waking up to my ex texting me Merry Christmas, and telling me to fuck myself, after leaving me on read for a month. But on the bright side, I made legos i guess
My birthday was yesterday and i celebrated by working from 10-10, the waking up to my ex texting me Merry Christmas, and telling me to fuck myself, after leaving me on read for a month. But on the bright side, I made legos i guess
Oh yeah, hey yall. Someone flooded my ant hill so i gotta come out for a bit
There should be a number between four and flive(number between 4 and 5)…
My wife shaved my balls in my sleep and i can’t stop slipping everywhere
Now that the news has died down, i will confirm. I destroyed the Titan Submarine. Those commies finally found me at the depths using the titanic as my HQ. I couldnt have witnesses to my atrocities down there.
I decked some dude’s son with a coffee maker(still in the box) after i started a brawl in an Australian K-Mart. He followed me back to my safe undisclosed location and firebombed it. I would call the police if i wasnt already on the run. Next stop: Uzbekistan
Concluding my withdrawal from the “elite” will put me as a target. So I’ve been off the grid until recently now that im in a safe undisclosed location
Its been a long while. Ive been reflecting upon myself. I am withdrawing from the elite and im going freemason on you fuckers
My granddaughter told me her husband’s name was john for 13 years. Turns out she was too embarrassed to tell me his name is Bruce. I get it
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