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@Thorle85
gamer, sw developer, consultant, dancer, wants to break free, father of twins
K1(4): eingeschlafen nach dem Abendessen auf dem Sofa. K2(4): Sitzt auf dem Klo und singt "eine Muh eine mäh..." K3(1): plündert das Fleisch vom Teller von K3. Ganz normaler Abend. #eltern #kinder #familie
Which brings @neiltyson to about 57 billion km travelled around the sun. Give or take a billion.
about 1 More revolution around the sun by @neiltyson. Happy birthday! Thank you for everything you do.
about 1 More revolution around the sun by @neiltyson. Happy birthday! Thank you for everything you do.
To celebrate the reveal of Elite Dangerous: Odyssey, we've partnered with @OverClockersUK to give away a Kinetic Z4 gaming PC featuring an @Intel processor! Get involved below: bit.ly/2AHiodb
Read sth. great today: You don't live only once. You die once. You live everyday! #reallifeadvise
We’re giving away special consoles to celebrate Season 15: Boon of the Horadrim, starting with a custom PS4 Pro! To enter, simply retweet this post. Learn more about Season 15: 🍃 blizz.ly/D3Season15
Like AND retweet this post to win a @SteelSeries mouse, keyboard, and headset signed by @BroCanadian thanks to @StaplesCanada. A winner will be chosen today at 4pm CT.
I know that feel... except with 2 1.5 y/o
2-year-old: *screams* Me: I will give in to literally all of your demands. Just tell me what they are. 2: *screams louder*
Elias, hör auf in meine Hose zu beißen! #dingedieelternsagen #eltern #zwillingseltern
1: Was ich von anderen Eltern sehen, wie schön das Leben mit Kindern ist. 2,3: Wie es bei uns… instagram.com/p/BhrJ6QtgKK-/
My 15 month old son sits in his chair to eat and moves his arm like Stan from #monkeyisland #wtf
Always consider food, basic equipment (i.e. dog: leash, cat: litter box) and also unexpected vet costs (accidents happen)!
If you can't afford the bare fucking minimums to care for a pet (like vaccines when they are young) YOU CANNOT AFFORD A PET!!!
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP
A Microsoft developer explains in a Reddit thread why Windows 10 is called Windows 10.
Sometimes in #lol you see the noob train passing through and your Team is hanging out of the window, waving @LeagueOfLegends
Why isn't there a trend under the #dumpface tag, where people post selfies, while... Well in the bathroom? #curious @shwr_thoughts
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