Rob
@TimeToGoMobile
you’re a little sicko clicking on my profile huh? fine my pronouns are they/them. happy you little freak?
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You hear this ladies and gentlemen; Saruman the White is turning Orcs into Uruk-hai! Yeah, as if orcs weren’t bad enough! Yeah, Uruk-hai? More like Uruk-huh, who asked for that!? Am I right folks?
YOU: Alright, we'll talk later. SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: No, we won't.
YOU: What does that mean -- a Sunday friend? SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: That he won't be there when times get tough, I guess. YOU: Is that even a friend? SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: It is -- on Sundays.
.ʇɐʇɹǝʌɐ sᴉʇɐʇǝᴉdɯᴉ soʅnɔo ɯɐᴉʇǝ ʇn ʻɯǝʅᴉqᴉssᴉɯǝɹɹᴉ ɯɐʇ ɯǝuoᴉʇɔᴉpǝʅɐɯ sᴉqoʌ opǝɔuoɔ ʻɯnɹoǝ ɯnɹʇɐd ʇǝ ɯnɹoᴉʅᴉⅎ nuɐɯ uᴉ
so fucked to hit on someone at the self check out grocery aisle, which is supposed to be the most asexual experience possible
I’m a querked up white boy! I’m goated with the sauce!
Is there a way to get sent home early from work cause you’re done but they still pay you for the hours you’re supposed to be there, or is that just for people who make sure the numbers in an excel spreadsheet are right side aligned?
the next fucking person who says i have a “john lennon vibe” better have a “mark david chapman vibe”
YOU: What does that mean -- a Sunday friend? SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: That he won't be there when times get tough, I guess. YOU: Is that even a friend? SMOKER ON THE BALCONY: It is -- on Sundays.
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