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these pretzels are making me thirsty

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snl writers room rn


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i am in ur walls can u Please bring me some soup


this superbowl is the 20th anniversary of janet jacksons halftime nip slip


the government is engaging in wars overseas because they dont want us to realize that there is a veneer pandemic violently and rapidly sweeping across our nation rn and it needs 2 be stopped


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work is done, time 2 get high


just unpinned my one viral tweet from like 2017ish bc i felt like i was one of those guys who kept his hudl link in his bio far after graduating high school


ill be a swiftie once i see taylor smoke a cig


i wish i could pay an uber just to drive me around the city in a loop at night so i can look at all the pretty lights


just added this one to the lineup this AM

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women always got some sick meme like the green m&m wit her titties out or some weird shit like that



putting “data analytics (astrological)” on my resume now that i can fully read a birth chart


remember mariah <33

this is so stan tw coded when twitter didn’t even exist back then



this is my favorite vampire weekend album cover

THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg

shannonrwatts's tweet image. THIS is last year&apos;s Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg


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Jason Derulo has just tripped over a used Ozempic needle and fallen down the stairs at the 2023 Oscars

tweetsbybob_'s tweet image. Jason Derulo has just tripped over a used Ozempic needle and fallen down the stairs at the 2023 Oscars

just unfollowed the pope on instagram to boost my ratio


garlic sauce definitely conducts electricity


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i can buy myself flowers

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which one of santas reindeer would u fuck id definitely bag blitzen


brokeback mountain, heath ledger

THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg

shannonrwatts's tweet image. THIS is last year&apos;s Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg


had one of those days at work where i definitely smoked 2 much oui’d last night and every time i opened my mouth to speak all i could produce was some form of a corporate-buzzword-jazz-scat that was always followed by 5 seconds of silence from everyone else in the meeting


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