Tim Storey
@Timsta
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion, but chooses not to.
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Much of my style is inspired by James Bond and I often wear outfits inspired by 007. My outfit yesterday was inspired by a Bond outfit and I got quite a few looks from passers by. Unfortunately the outfit I took inspiration from was Connery’s orange wetsuit from Thunderball.
Nothing changes. Small scared men unable to deal with a changing world, looking to blame someone, anyone for their own inadequacy. Always looking for an excuse for a fight.
TRUE STORY: When the original Star Wars trilogy first aired on Chilean TV, rather than breaking up the action with commercials, beer ads were edited directly into scenes. Not sure if these are better than ad breaks, but they're definitely funnier. Lucasfilm weren't amused though.
Instead of limiting how much we can see, shouldn’t he be limiting clearly scam content. Starting with this Dili Scan stuff that’s clearly dishonest.
Roger Taylor and Sam Ryder look like they're watching a huge Cylon fleet approaching the Battlestar Galactica.
Greggs' breakfast bacon roll and coffee are far superior to McDonalds'
Took part in a drinking game this evening. We all had to take a shot when the BBC mentioned #brexit in relation to the massive delays at Dover. We all went home sober.
Someone is having fun with the government ministerial page …
If those first 5 Bonds got into an all-out brawl I’m thinking George would be the last man standing.
Domestic printers are the most exasperating, malicious if not hateful piece of technology in the known universe. The twisted crooks that make them must truly despise each and every one of us.
The fact that in the last decade Martin Lewis has had to go from 'The guy who tells you who's doing two-for-one deals or how to get a good mortgage rate' to 'Here's what you can do to get emergency help to stop starving/freezing to death' speaks for itself.
There were many debating whether the cost of pets are a luxury as part of this. In my view... - getting a pet is a luxury - looking after an existing pet properly is a necessity
On #AskMartin today on @bbc5live today's tell us is Tell Us What’s the last luxury ud give up? The one thing that's not a necessity that if you must cut back (& many sadly must right now) ud cling on to hardest and why. Pls tell us by reply, & producers will pick some to read
Why is "merge in turn" such a difficult concept for so many UK motorists to understand?
I mean, call me ‘Mr Pernickety’, but sitting here shivering, promising myself I’ll stick the radiators on for half an hour as a bit of a treat once I can no longer feel my toes doesn’t much feel like ‘levelling up’ to me.
“incredible success’ bollocks! Massive PR failure more like. #moonswatch #Swatch #OmegaXSwatch #Omega
This teacher doing beds for kids in Leeds needs to be given the biggest honour the country can give.
Exactly 80 years ago today a group of government officials, convinced they were acting in the interest of the state, met in a mansion at Wannsee outside Berlin. The subject of the conference; the final solution to the Jewish question…
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