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For American friends who want to understand Europe better: Southern Europe is happy drinking. Northern Europe is sad drinking.
I feel like Women get imposter syndrome at work and men get imposter syndrome druing sex. In both cases, we find it hard to believe they’re satisfied with our performance.
Trump is gonna be so confident now. He couldn’t be assassinated by a speeding bullet, while Biden could probably be assassinated by a stiff breeze.
Trump survived a mean glance from a deadly bullet. Meanwhile, I doubt Biden could survive a mean glance from his wife at this point.
Just completed my “overheard in East London” bingo card in one sitting. The winning phrases were: Freelance Gender fluid Creative director Side hustle E-comm brand Ethical capital
So not only do baby boomers own all the houses, refuse to retire and demonize the young, they’re also now just *checks notes* PLAYING MUSIC ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT WITH NO HEADPHONES These guys are just feral teens with second homes 🤣
I overheard a table of Gen Z kids saying all their relationships have been “open, with multiple people”. No wonder 21year olds are anxious! STRAIGHT to open relationships?! That’s like going straight from driving a toy truck to driving a fork lift truck, no lessons 🤣
Interacting with Parisians is tough. They hate it when we speak English, but they mock us when we speak French. Every conversation in this city feels like a game show where the rules change based on how you answer the questions 🤣
If heaven exists that means people are in there from HUNDREDS of years ago. Surely they would get kicked out of heaven based on modern standards? Cos the bar was low in 1224. Back then, you were progressive if you didn’t kill your wife when she overcooked the turnips.
I know I’m starting to fit in, in Paris, because every time I hear someone speak English in a restaurant I like, I am FUCKING FURIOUS. Goodbye Tom, Bonjour Tômas.
The French love food, but you can’t find bacon anywhere in France. Do they hate Americans THAT much?
Apparently Trump is appealing, Stormy Daniels said: “No he’s not.”
To all parents everywhere on behalf of the rest of us: Your child playing a mind numbing game on full volume in a train carriage does not prove they have “spirit” it proves you’ve failed. 😎
Honestly you can keep first class, premium, all that stuff. I just want two sections: - Have you ever used this method of transport before? - Everyone else.
Everyone is on drugs in Berlin, but it’s also the seat of the German government. That means, Berliners have definitely seen an MP doing drugs in public. Which is very different from the UK, where MPs do their drugs in private. Like gentlemen.
Is Tories introducing national service for 18-year-olds, just their revenge for Labour banning Fox Hunting?
Berlin isn’t Germany. It’s season 7 of Euphoria. Bunch of 36 year olds, trying to convince everyone their 19 years old by doing drugs on a school night
I just heard someone pronounce “Pret A Manger” PRET A MANGEE, like it rhymed with Jumanji. I’ve never welcomed our AI overlords more 🤣🤣
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