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TooSoonForNow

@TooSoonForNow

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you know, all things considered, I think we're doing a really good job of keeping 1984 at bay, what it, like almost forty years? Every one of you is my hero


I'm cleaning my bathroom so that my mother can consider it a valid shitting location.


you shake your hands out and you pick one. Not to be offensive, just ready. The littlest finger comes in first, then the ring and you're in 'thumbs-up' territory, but crunching down they all fold in. Within that fist is a heat.


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The media is a click-seeking machine dressed up as a truth-seeking machine


there is no game that makes me want to play it like monopoly, which makes sense because I hate having friends


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Snake in MGS4 is OLD SNAKE, the word SOLID SNAKE minus IS (being). FOXDIE, created to kill him, mutates into a weapon that kills the world in Snake's womb. The man who saved the world becomes a threat to the world in the end. This is superimposed on the BIG BOSS.


"Who's using Chrome" is the modern "Papers Please"


the redemption arc of a buddy comedy where one of them calls the other 'meatball ron' is essentially the plot of 21 jumpstreet


the moment you 'hand it to the hamburgler'


I didn't even earth yesterday


i've got it now. You're going to be sorry


sir, you do something that isn't actually anything, don't you?


the horror is that most of the people don't actually do anything.


I can't lift up the world for you.


you never cut vinegar. That's vinegar's job


You know what we don't do? We never... What is that, bean paste?


all the world is about an hour and a half


each time you wish you were dead proves at least one third of you seeks the remainder


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