Turkinator
@Turkinator
Golf novice, Avionics journeyman, Cocktail master
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As a teen in 80s, I always heard the chorus to ZZ Top’s “Sleeping Bag” as: “Supersonic Sleeping Bag,” instead of “Slip Inside My Sleeping Bag.” After 30 years of aerospace work, I’m still searching for the supersonic sleeping bag prototype. #MisheardLyrics
It's Hashtags time! In honor of the Grammy Awards this Sunday, tweet out a funny song lyric that you or someone you know misunderstood. Could be on the show! #MisheardLyrics
More Civ than ever. Which Civilization game was your first? u/jeg_hedder_ben on Reddit 👉 2kgam.es/3Me74UX
Haters gonna hate.
POV: You just captured a city from a civ that has been bothering you all match 📸: u/MakkerMelvin on Reddit: 2kgam.es/3u4ei6t
It's almost Fathers Day. Rather than celebrating, I will spend Fathers Day working to prevent other dads from losing children to gun violence. I need your help sending a message to DC. Let's make #DadsForGunSafety the biggest # of all time with 1,000,000 RT's. Let's do this.
Type your name into the GIFs. The third one is when you’re drunk.
Keep your voice down Keep your voice down Keep your window-shaking, godforsaken voice down @tmbgcompleter
Flexing some bread muscles as Electoral College elects Joe Biden.
Huzzah!
POV: You just captured a city from a civ that has been bothering you all match 📸: u/MakkerMelvin on Reddit: 2kgam.es/3u4ei6t
I would like to recognize @AnneWheaton for being a critical thinking empathetic progressive person, like we should all aspire to be. Keep it up!
Nice demonstration!
Correct technique to wash your hands for proper disinfection. #CoronavirusOutbreakindia #CoronaVirusUpdate #COVID #CoronaVirusUpdate
Know a U.S. Navy student veteran? Share the news about our SPY-6 Scholarship: rtn.co/37VWMWa
I finally figured out why my politics lean liberal. My right ear is higher, which causes my glasses and visual frame of reference to skew left. #selfawareness
Thank you, Madame Speaker, for embodying constitutionally mandated checks and balances on executive branch. @SpeakerPelosi
Me, hiding under the bed: Armed Robber: ... Me: ... Armed Robber: ... Me: ... Armed Robber: "This is a public service announcement . . . " Me: "With Guitar!"
Skipper, the Te Motu winery dog. He has a great nose. Likes the robust bouquet of Te Motu 2009 Cabernet.
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