Pffft, are you kidding me? It's easier to get a rock to open up about it's feelings. I'm- It's fine, though. I'm happy just being his friend. Hanging out with someone who doesn't, like, hate you? It's nice.
You can probably read between the lines with guys like that. ...?? Do.. most people hate you?
Well, I'm? Not exactly the biggest hit with people. I can't think of a single roommate I had before the flash that didn't wanna kill me by the time the lease was up. [ Not really in the mood for mentioning what happened /after/ said flash. ]
Oh! It's, uh, the thing that got rid of all the Women in Olathe! I have a buddy who can tell you more about it, I think I slept through it.
Got rid of all the women-?? Why did it do that? How did it happen?? Who's the buddy
(Well, it's a very interesting story, if you'll give me the time to tell! It all started about 10 years ago, I think it was in June. Or maybe it was July? I always get my J months crossed. Who's idea was it to put the two months that start with the same letter right next to
eachother? Maybe if there was a buffer in between them, like May. June always felt more fitting as a spring month anyways. Or maybe they could put all three J months together, right after one another? January, June, July. Maybe then Febuary wouldn't be so crummy, it would be a
relief if anything. Finally, a break from all this J nonsense! Anyways, I was sitting on the porch that morning sipping an ice cold glass of sweet lemon tea, perfect for that Junely heat. My wife, god rest her soul, was out getting groceries. She took the car with the decent
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