Tweet Review
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Drive taxi. Review tweets. Like Roger and Ebert. Have balloons.
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Me: Why do I feel a constant, low-grade panic? It’s like my blood is carbonated. Also me: Yum yum let’s turn on twitter and see who’s yellin
happy birthday to this horrible bigot who I want to impress on some website because I'm a spineless enabler of hatred
"I don't understand moths," I say as I finish off another beer. "why do they gravitate to what kills them?" I stand. "anyone need another?"
happy birthday to my friend, Lyle ClipArt
Is this @davedittell tweet about the user twitter @Home_Halfway stay tuned 7/10 thank still have passenger near midtown thank
The first rule of Twitter Plagiarists Club is steal things with plausible deniability like stale puns and pedestrian formats such as this
HOW TO MAKE $1 MILLION 1) Call Charles Barkley 2) Put in Space Jam 3) Convince him to bet $100k on Monstars 4) Repeat 10x
Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
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