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"If you get mad at me one more time, I'm gonna straight up try to make out with you." #TypicalPatrick
"Christening" the toilet at my dorm first thing. #TypicalPatrick
"Have you ever thought about how weird big toes are?" #TypicalPatrick
"They don't make fun of people for being straight." #TypicalPatrick
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"If I can't get a burrito then I have to suck on somebody's nipple!" #TypicalPatrick
"I feel like I'm at that point where I need to cover my butthole." #TypicalPatrick
"I'm bringing margarita mix" Patrick: "Is she hot?!" #TypicalPatrck
Woke everyone up because there was a straw in a mcdouble. #TypicalPatrick
Went to sleep drunk, woke up blowing a .07 bitches. #StayTurntMyFriends #TypicalPatrick
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