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Robert Scott Germann

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Apparently she fell asleep at the wheel. Thanks for clarifying.


Nothing makes me feel safer than my cab driver talking on the phone about a car accident she was in the previous night.


Just got my Cards Against Humanity pack today. Tonight's gonna be a good night.


Or maybe I don't have patience.


Ever have that feeling of telling your roommate to leave the room because he chews really loud?


Last test on Monday. Which means no sleep during the weekend.


I am a very tall midget.


Yup. Definitely a Rob Zombie night.


Quarterdeck watch from 0530 to 1130 tomorrow. 💀


My goal for 2014 is to complete all of my goals from 2013, which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011


Woke up a 0630 and thought "cool! I got to sleep in!" WTF have you done to me Navy!?!


The song Mr. Brightside sounds like singer is just reading a bunch of tweets.


Do butterflies get tramp stamps of fat unemployed women?


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"That orange little worm tasted awful" "How dare you call chucky an orange little worm"


Have you seen that movie with Michael Cera where he plays an awkward teenager?


Don't you just love it when people talk to you like your 5?


I swear, these bicycle riders are just asking me to hit them. -.-


It's so hard to be a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.


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Geemann94 from reddit.com posted this. 4.5 hours questing in World of Warcraft. redd.it/1g2a73 fb.me/2DNDhSmb2


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