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Joaquin FatHand Martinez- "Just whooped some zombie ass . those pot headed zombies jumped me! .its 4/20..even they take part in celebrating"


Joaquin FatHand Martinez- "G0ing tuh duh maall l8r butt 4 n0w..chillin in muh pj's eating pancakes...(wink) (wink)"


Angel Fisher " you can't gangsterly spell coffee wrong"


Joaquin FatHand Martinez "Tengo selos..and b-ing single has its benifits while on the other hand it also suXs"


Joaquin FatHand Martinez- "If i had a gas meter nd it sed full or empty, it wudd br8k ina heart beat!!!,."


Joaquin FatHand Martinez - "had a gudd time @ the buffet..so did my appatite..now waiting in line 4 the bathroom..jk"


Marvin Waffles - "The way you move yo butt all you wanna do is f**k outside you and him in the truck,sex so good you can't do enough."


"I told yu fat hand,i warned yu butt yu let yuer emotions take ovr;i luv yu butt apperently so ppl like yu only 4 sex"-Joaquin Martinez


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