UnemployedCube's profile picture. I used to be part of an alien invasion team, but that kind of...ended. Eager for job opportunities! I have a wife and squares to support. #teamblackcube

Unemployed Cube

@UnemployedCube

I used to be part of an alien invasion team, but that kind of...ended. Eager for job opportunities! I have a wife and squares to support. #teamblackcube

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My human is unimpressed with #DowntonAbbey. I'm inclined to agree. Madness!


Hello, Twitter. Long time, no see. I've had a few jobs, mostly part-time things on temporary contracts. Nothing at the moment, sadly.


Fellow cubes! My owner is talking to a group of children who'd like to talk to some cubes. Anyone got something to say?


@TheBlackCubes1 And we only did it ONCE! Get over yourselves, bipeds!


Fellow Cubes! Have you had your humans fill this out correctly yet? @DWMtweets @TomSpilsbury

UnemployedCube's tweet image. Fellow Cubes! Have you had your humans fill this out correctly yet? @DWMtweets @TomSpilsbury

My human keeps wailing something about 'Amy and Rory'.... They're the Doctor's humans, right? What's this all about?


I now officially have more followers than my human! >:D In your only face, biped


I think we should celebrate September 22nd of every year as inter-galactic Cube Day. All in favour? #CubeLife


@jayneduncan1 Mainly job-hunting, & also partying with my fellowcubes at #CubeParty nights! Humans welcome, you should come to the next one!


@jayneduncan1 Excellent, I'm glad to hear it!


@Kate_Em_Thomas Well, yes, that's the problem. I thought I was pretty much sorted but then the invasion squad had to collapse.


@jayneduncan1 Greetings, human! Are you having a day filled with cubular goodness?


@Kate_Em_Thomas Thanks very much for the offer. However, with a family to support, I'm not sure if it will pay enough :S


Another person suggesting paperweight! Goodness me.


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ITS CUBEDAY CUBEDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON CUBE DAAAAY #CUBEPARTY #CUBEKARAOKE


this word, I approve of it. “@S0lar_: I love how the cubes have formed their own cubemmunities. :3." Nice one, human!


Speaking of my human, it would really like all of my fellowcubes to DM me their humans' Twitter names! (I don't know why, humans are weird)


Ha, my human keeps accidentally putting the word "cube" into its sentences. It's gotten too used to me! #humanproblems


Ca-li-for-nia Cubes, we're undeniable! #CubeKaraoke #CubeParty


Attention all Friends of the Cubes! Follow @cubeofbriancube whose old account was eaten by a virus! #cubeshoutout


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