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Carnac the Magnificent - The great seer, soothsayer, sage and former video game adviser to Jack Thompson.

"Molyjam" - "What does one spread on Molytoast?"


"The Bureau Declassified" - "What was J. Edgar Hoover's worst nightmare?" #XCOM


"WiiU" - "Where would someone get a degree in Urination Studies?"


"A papal conclave at the Vatican." - "What is EA's current trouble-shooting strategy for the #SimCity servers?"


"The Pharaoh's Curse" - "Explain Lara Croft's diminished bust-line." #TombRaider


"Cheetah Speed" - "How fast is EA's approval rating dropping?" #SimCity


"A 1971 Ford Pinto" - "Name something more reliable than EA's #SimCity servers."


"Too Human, X-Men: Destiny, and Marcus/Dom Fan Fic" - "What three things has @EpicGames managed get destroyed through court rulings."


"Flooded streets, rats, and a crazed Susan Sarandon" - "What did Sandy inflict upon NYC?" #Dishonored


"Dancing on the Ceiling" - "What is the only way to combat the noise of NBA Baller Beats in an apartment building?"


"PAX Prime" - "Name the third party candidate in the latest Transformer election."


"The Madden Curse" - "Why haven't we heard from Pat Summerall since 2002?"


"Over-encumbered" - "Describe the #RNC stage during Chris Christie's speech."


"Nintendo Power" - "What gets Shigeru Miyamoto out of bed every morning?"


"Boston, New York, and Anywhere on Earth" - "Places gamers want the next #Fallout game to take place."


"Clap Trap" - "What do you call a brothel near the docks?"


"3DS" - "Describe the bra of the hooker in Total Recall."


"The Titanic, The Exxon Valdez, and Marie Antoinette." - "Name three things that ended with more grace than OnLive."


"Insomniac Games" - "What do you need when counting sheep doesn't work anymore?"


"Martinis, Aston Martins, and VD" - "Name three #007Legends better than Die Another Day."


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