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Slightly Warped

@WarpedNetwork

Welcome to the Slightly Warped TOO HOT FOR FACEBOOK AND TUMBLR Twitter feed! That's right, bitches, we're dirty!

Elon Musk is an orangutan's pulsating genital wart.


I hate it when this happens!

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. I hate it when this happens!

So that's why there's an unrated director's cut.

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. So that's why there's an unrated director's cut.

Dammit, internet. This is awakening things in me I didn't know was there and I like it!

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. Dammit, internet.  This is awakening things in me I didn't know was there and I like it!

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in m-- Too late!

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. I hope this doesn't awaken anything in m-- Too late!

By astonishing coincidence, mine also has billions of lifeforms living on it.

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. By astonishing coincidence, mine also has billions of lifeforms living on it.

Must be tough. He keeps screaming, "Harder! HARDER!"

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. Must be tough.  He keeps screaming, "Harder!  HARDER!"

Star Wars with Dildos

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. Star Wars with Dildos
WarpedNetwork's tweet image. Star Wars with Dildos
WarpedNetwork's tweet image. Star Wars with Dildos
WarpedNetwork's tweet image. Star Wars with Dildos

But was he court martialed or promoted?

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. But was he court martialed or promoted?

They're so scared, they apparently wet their pants.

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. They're so scared, they apparently wet their pants.

I wonder if he screams, "He's a menace!" when he cums.

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. I wonder if he screams, "He's a menace!" when he cums.

I am both terrified and aroused.

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. I am both terrified and aroused.

Not as perverted as my usual content, but Facebook is being super dickish these days.

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. Not as perverted as my usual content, but Facebook is being super dickish these days.

Jeffrey Bezos needs to be more careful who he texts.

WarpedNetwork's tweet image. Jeffrey Bezos needs to be more careful who he texts.

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