Slightly Warped
@WarpedNetwork
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Elon Musk is an orangutan's pulsating genital wart.
So that's why there's an unrated director's cut.
Dammit, internet. This is awakening things in me I didn't know was there and I like it!
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in m-- Too late!
By astonishing coincidence, mine also has billions of lifeforms living on it.
Must be tough. He keeps screaming, "Harder! HARDER!"
They're so scared, they apparently wet their pants.
I wonder if he screams, "He's a menace!" when he cums.
Not as perverted as my usual content, but Facebook is being super dickish these days.
Jeffrey Bezos needs to be more careful who he texts.
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