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NPR brain nerd sells out humanity to Borg wp.me/p64D1Z-WK

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Atheist: 'I prayed to Carl Sagan on election night' wp.me/p64D1Z-Wl

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VR Pokémon GO lets players smell the blood, hear the screams wp.me/p64D1Z-W0

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Depressed nation seeks new outlet for hatred wp.me/p64D1Z-VD

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New horrific Trump video distracts voters from previous one wp.me/p64D1Z-Va

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Last tree on earth not really into whole tree thing wp.me/p64D1Z-US

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Great Pacific Garbage Patch to accept Syrian refugees wp.me/p64D1Z-Ue

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Office modeled after slaughterhouse calms employees wp.me/p64D1Z-TX

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Beauty salon robot decapitating fewer customers wp.me/p64D1Z-TJ

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Fido and Fluffy killing baby boomers for Greenies wp.me/p64D1Z-RZ

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Fido and Fluffy killing baby boomers for Greenies, thrills humanitydeathwatch.com/2016/08/19/flu…

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First mobile device for couples turns heads wp.me/p64D1Z-RA

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Childhood officially extended to age 35 wp.me/p64D1Z-R9

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Nation's toilets don't care who shits in them wp.me/p64D1Z-QY

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Uber-seniors upset how stupid everyone else is wp.me/p64D1Z-Ph

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Human schnoz used to charge phone, other devices wp.me/p64D1Z-tg

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Trump alternative unearthed in nick of time wp.me/p64D1Z-QC

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Wine shortages last straw for climate change deniers wp.me/p64D1Z-Pf

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Bored woman reads Apple iPhone user agreement wp.me/p64D1Z-Pm

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