King of Chillin
@WeekdayGenius
previously King Chillin III. born in 1000 BC. think about reverb a lot. friend to all those who chill.
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Unfortunately this is a tragic story, but funny nonetheless
Hunpty dumpy, a common townsperson, fell off of a wall and this ended his life
Men, when left to their own devices, will live a life in which their homes are furnished minimally
This year ive become aware of the earth’s tilt, the way the sun sets in a different window pane every month, the solar tidings , i say to myself as i spill the entire contents of my vacuum on the floor
what kinda crazy shit is goin down in clinton, north carolina?
Me walking into the Bose store of southpoint mall Durham NC in 2003
Unfortunately, people these days seemed to have forgotten this war
The only place I consistently hear this song is in grocery stores and it don’t matter where you are in this country or what year it is
Glad to hear that hey there delilah has made it into the Harris teeter music rotation
Friday, and more specifically 5pm and Thereon, it is perfectly reasonable to do a beer
Saw a car driving recklessly trying to hit squirrels. I caught a pic of the drivers. They’ve been let off with a warning
Some takes are eternally valid such as
all Pringles taste the same #nodifferentiationbetweenvariouspringlesflavors
When you go to check out at the coffee shop and realize you picked up the speciality bag of beans that cost $30 and you gotta commit to the purchase as to not look foolish
Me and the boys chug a six pack of beer every time they take a car lane out of our favorite 4 lane one way streets in downtown Shitfuck and spray paint on the street “I used to love this car lane I used to go real fuckin fast down it”
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