ThingsPostdocsSay
@WhatPostdocsSay
An American lab tech working with some gifted & some not-so-gifted foreign postdocs. These are the things they say & do.
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Wait omg the World Cup is starting! No work for the next month!
That data was not significant so we're just going to conclude whatever we want.
"Science is whatever you want it to be!" #drspaceman
To go to Hawaii or Cali for my next conference? I don't know what conferences they are but I could really use a vacation.
Since I can't get my paper published I'm going to spend my time bashing the efforts of others.
I am missing an entire cage of mice. They've vanished! Mice do that, right?
Any idiot with a few publications and a tiny grant can wield enough power to demonstrate their complete lack of competence to the world.
Obvious. My PI doesn't understand this: “@nprnews: How Mouse Studies Lead Medical Research Down Dead Ends n.pr/1qiPXAo”
If I close the Facebook window when someone walks up behind me no one will know I wasn't working
. @NPR asked what is your largest source of stress is at work? looks like everyone who answered works in my lab:
I came to work on time every day last week, I deserve the morning off tomorrow.
In my country I would just leave the lab and go to the beach whenever it was nice outside #StillDoes #LazyPostDoc #unpublished
I've spent the past two days thawing and cleaning a freezer. And I make sure everyone knows how hard I've been working on it.
I actually bought a leash for my coworkers child & showed it to everyone I work with because it was "cute" #wierdpostdoc #Harvardpostdoc
I save all my dilutions in the fridge for years even tho I make fresh ones all the time. If there is stuff growing in it I just filter again
I was accepted to do a poster presentation so that means I'm super important now.
How often does this go un-caught: Japanese lab investigation of #stemcell papers finds errors but not fraud ..yet... b.globe.com/1oSS0dS
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